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Unread 04-16-2011, 06:45 PM   #121
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this is what happen to my jeep when our neighbor upstate told my wife she could help herself to a "few" pumkins,there are close to forty in there.We had to send my daughter home with my folks because as you can see their is no room for a car seat.

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Unread 04-16-2011, 07:04 PM   #122
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this is what happen to my jeep when our neighbor upstate told my wife she could help herself to a "few" pumkins,there are close to forty in there.We had to send my daughter home with my folks because as you can see their is no room for a car seat.
Not trying to "makes jokes about your family".

But is your wife a glutton?

Or a hoarder.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 07:13 PM   #123
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she passed them out to all the kids in the neighborhood,she felt bad just letting them rot in the fields,like getting gutted and carved up seems to be a much better way to go. a few did find their way into a few pies.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 07:15 PM   #124
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she passed them out to all the kids in the neighborhood,she felt bad just letting them rot in the fields,like getting gutted and carved up seems to be a much better way to go. a few did find their way into a few pies.
Well pumpkin pie/pumpkin cake is good.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 07:18 PM   #125
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I love fresh pumkin pie,but that is extreme pie filling there
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Unread 04-16-2011, 07:31 PM   #126
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I've been married for a dozen years, and we were together two years before that.

The more I read of these threads, the better I feel about my wife! She has a solid grip on "being feminine without going all female." I don't think she even knows how to panic, she's got her head knotted on good and tight, and doesn't do anything like what has been mentioned here.

I do spend a lot of time taking care of her (advanced osteoarthritis - new hip, partial knee, conversion to total knee, right rotator cuff - all in the last sixteen months!) I find it prophetic that our anniversary is May Day, and I jokingly described myself as a "Masochist in love" not an hour ago.

But, I wouldn't trade her for anything! I wouldn't change anything (except - maybe - buying her bigger knockers... ) I'm inordinately happy with what I have!
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Unread 04-16-2011, 08:26 PM   #127
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Seriously.... I can't believe what I'm reading.

Where do you guys meet your girlfriends at? I would like to know.
High school. I found out pretty soon that she was a bit below most the other girls in the common sense department, but not too far. A good number of the girls at my high school weren't quite as smart as my lab/hound, lol.
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I worked with a really ditsy blonde girl once. One time she was talking to a male coworker with a thick irish accent. She asked him were he was from and he replied "ireland." She then said, "wow, you really picked up english well."
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Unread 04-16-2011, 09:40 PM   #129
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i got mine at lowes, she was wondering around looking for light bulbs, i told her i would show her, i went to the wrong end of lowes (on purpose) then said they moved them. and so after walking down every isle but the one with light bulbs, we hooked up... lifes good lol.

it's so easy when you got guns like these... lol.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 10:11 PM   #130
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this is what happen to my jeep when our neighbor upstate told my wife she could help herself to a "few" pumkins,there are close to forty in there.We had to send my daughter home with my folks because as you can see their is no room for a car seat.
Those are some nice looking pumpkins though.
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I worked with a really ditsy blonde girl once. One time she was talking to a male coworker with a thick irish accent. She asked him were he was from and he replied "ireland." She then said, "wow, you really picked up english well."
My wife had a co-worker transfer from Scotland, and overheard a similar exchange (side note - I'd say nearly any accent from the UK sounds great on a pleasant female voice!)
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Unread 04-16-2011, 10:44 PM   #132
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My wife loves to dress up my dogs and then post the pictures on facebook.

My all time favorite is this little gem she did.
she got tired of my ice hockey goalie pads smelling, so while I was at work she put my trapper and blocker in the dishwasher. Hosed down the leg pads with bleach and febreeze. Needless to say her getting a new charger was delayed for awhile.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 10:48 PM   #133
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My all time favorite is this little gem she did.
she got tired of my ice hockey goalie pads smelling, so while I was at work she put my trapper and blocker in the dishwasher. Hosed down the leg pads with bleach and febreeze. Needless to say her getting a new charger was delayed for awhile.
i don't get it
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Unread 04-16-2011, 10:50 PM   #134
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Stick a baseball glove in the dishwasher, cover it with bleach and then let it dry on a 90 day.
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Oh man, I could go on for days!

My mom spent 2 hours once in Lowe's searching for square post hole diggers.

I had a woman stop me at a gas station and explained that she was driving her sister's Cadillac and didn't know how to open the fuel door. Turns out it was a lever type door but I managed to convince her that she had to first touch the passenger side mirror before it would open.

Had an ex-girlfriend who was upset for weeks waiting for her period after a good round of oral sex.

Ex-wife who could not comprehend the temperature setting on the HVAC system in an automobile. It was all the way to one side if it needed changed then all the way back to the other when it still wasn't right. Even on her Grand Prix where it was digital and had dual zones.

Same ex-wife couldn't understand that if it was 60 degrees in the house and she wanted it 72, turning on the heat and turning up the thermostat to 90 doesn't make the house warm up any faster.
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