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Unread 04-16-2011, 01:00 AM   #91
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I have a stuffed animal in my jeep. but it doesnt sit in front of my gauges. I hope that doesn't make me girly



I don't have a female counterpart in my life right now but my mom says stupid stuff. I tried to talk her into letting me purchase some rock sliders and I showed her a video of how sliders work and she simply said..."Well, just don't go over any rocks like that and you won't need to worry!"

Eventually she finally accepted that I was going to wheel like that and when I told her the amount of money I would save if I actually used them she finally warmed up to the idea.
Ive got a white rabbit with pink ears and feet thats been in my Jeep since day 1. It was bought at petco no less, and it does, in fact, squeak.

My Jeep is manly enough it makes up for it.

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Unread 04-16-2011, 06:01 AM   #92
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the "take your shoes off rule"... why? thats what vacuum cleaners are for.
if you come to my house, you better take them shoes off. It's not just woman that make that rule.... It's also people with common sense.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 06:48 AM   #93
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if you come to my house, you better take them shoes off. It's not just woman that make that rule.... It's also people who are in touch with their feminine side
Fixed it for ya.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 07:14 AM   #94
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When I first met my my wife she used to drive around in her car with a stuffed turtle plopped right in front of her instrument cluster. Finally one day when I was riding with her I asked what was with the turtle.....a childhood toy? Gift from an old boyfriend? "No. It looks better than the old black tape", she said. She moved the turtle and right behind it was a big square of black electrical tape. Of course I inquired about the tape. She said that she was tired of looking at the little blinking engine shaped light. She said," I don't know why they insist on having that little light to tell you when the engine is running. I can hear it.". I told her that was not what that was for and she replied, "Sure it is, it comes on every time I start the engine." I asked how long it had been blinking and she looked at my like I was retarded and said," It came with the car dummy, it's been blinking since the day I bought it."
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I was putting a quart of oil in my jeep when my (then) girlfriend asked me how an engine "turned over'. I asked her to clarify her question, and she said "How does it spin with all those wires and hoses hooked up to it? It seems like they would get tangled". I just shut the hood and sat down in the drivers seat. I was honestly at a loss for words.
Seriously.... I can't believe what I'm reading.

Where do you guys meet your girlfriends at? I would like to know.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 07:17 AM   #95
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1. Girls dont poop.

2. At the boathouse, the stall doesnt have a door .
2 girls 1 cup.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 07:23 AM   #96
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guys, really, havent you learned anything yet. when I got married my wife promptly enrolled me in her training course. and since I have learned a great many things that do not make sense at all.

first, there are heat pads in our kitchen that you cant touch anything hot with?

there are towels in the bathroom you cant dry your hands with?

there is soap you cant wash with?

oh ya, candles, this is good. we have candles you dont light because they are for looking at and we have candles we light but not for light just smell.

and my favorite, the bowl of sawdust and bark commonly refered to as "popourri" (dont know how to spell it). so as a joke I went outside and filled a bowl with landscape shreddings and dead flowers and put it on the coffee table. My wife came home and a while later sat down and noticed the bowl leaned over and smelled it and said that it was nice and wanted to know if I got it at...............

wait for it..........


BED BATH AND BEYOND!


I just didnt have the heart to tell her, so I said her mother sent it to her. two weeks later we are at her mothers birthday party and I hear her thank her mother for the "popourri" (spelling?). it ended badly for me but I got some extra garage time for a few weeks.

So you laid down the rules about the soap and towels, then allowed your self to be booted out of the house over a bowl of wood chips? Your girl was that pissed when her mom said she had no idea? WTF? You sound pretty whipped.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 08:01 AM   #97
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2 girls 1 cup.
Oh, you went there.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 08:25 AM   #98
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I don't know much about women, I've been married for 12 years......but I do know this for sure: If you give a woman a small basket of seashells, she will put it on the back of the toilet.
I just read that to my wife, and she says "Yeah? Thats where they go, you know."
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Unread 04-16-2011, 08:48 AM   #99
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My wife asks me to do things that she is perfectly capable of doing herself.

Example: We drive to the pizza place to pick up our carry out order. I am driving and pull in the spot. I ask her. Can you go in and get the order. She responds all nonchalant "No". So I ask "Why?"

She states "because I would like you to go in and get it, it's just what you should do. you should want to make me happy."

WTF? I better get sex for that comment.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 09:16 AM   #100
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What's the deal with roosters as kitchen decorations??? I never got that one...
yes, In my house you cannot get into any of the cabinets without moving atleast a dozen of them
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Unread 04-16-2011, 09:21 AM   #101
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My first wife puts us in a skid during winter and puts her hands in her lap! I scream at her turn the wheel! Turn the FING WHEEL!! Her response? Why it wont do any good.So I counteract the skid from the passenger seat and she looked at me like I was some kinda wizard!WOW The drivers ed teacher said you COULD NEVER do that!!!! Your amazing! Guess where she got her drivers training? Iowa Sorry to all my Iowa friends but now you know why its Idiots out wandering around,not your fault your trained that way.JK I have had a few Iowa friends that could drive.
DON'T get me started on Illinois drivers (FIBs)

This thread is awesome, btw.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 09:52 AM   #102
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thats pretty much what it has come down to.... I have been adding a quart of oil every 3 weeks for her... I will probably force her to let me change it soon...

she needs a new car anyways... maybe letting her weld her engine together is a good way to forcer her to buy one

what I'm worried about is her having a blowout at 70 and getting hurt.... maybe I should slash her tires so she has to buy new ones
I approve of all these wonderful ideas

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Unread 04-16-2011, 11:48 AM   #103
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My wife asks me to do things that she is perfectly capable of doing herself.

Example: We drive to the pizza place to pick up our carry out order. I am driving and pull in the spot. I ask her. Can you go in and get the order. She responds all nonchalant "No". So I ask "Why?"

She states "because I would like you to go in and get it, it's just what you should do. you should want to make me happy."

WTF? I better get sex for that comment.
So what in the hell does she do in the relationship? Sorry if I come off as offensive, I just can't phathom what I'm reading.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 11:52 AM   #104
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I don't know much about women, I've been married for 12 years......but I do know this for sure: If you give a woman a small basket of seashells, she will put it on the back of the toilet.

Hope you don't mind, but that's going to be my facebook status today.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 12:12 PM   #105
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So what in the hell does she do in the relationship? Sorry if I come off as offensive, I just can't phathom what I'm reading.
She does a lot. It is just a pet peeve of mine that she asks me to do things just because.
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