guys, really, havent you learned anything yet. when I got married my wife promptly enrolled me in her training course. and since I have learned a great many things that do not make sense at all.
first, there are heat pads in our kitchen that you cant touch anything hot with?
there are towels in the bathroom you cant dry your hands with?
there is soap you cant wash with?
oh ya, candles, this is good. we have candles you dont light because they are for looking at and we have candles we light but not for light just smell.
and my favorite, the bowl of sawdust and bark commonly refered to as "popourri" (dont know how to spell it). so as a joke I went outside and filled a bowl with landscape shreddings and dead flowers and put it on the coffee table. My wife came home and a while later sat down and noticed the bowl leaned over and smelled it and said that it was nice and wanted to know if I got it at...............
wait for it..........
BED BATH AND BEYOND!
I just didnt have the heart to tell her, so I said her mother sent it to her. two weeks later we are at her mothers birthday party and I hear her thank her mother for the "popourri" (spelling?). it ended badly for me but I got some extra garage time for a few weeks.