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Unread 04-16-2011, 10:44 PM   #136
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My wife had a co-worker transfer from Scotland, and overheard a similar exchange (side note - I'd say nearly any accent from the UK sounds great on a pleasant female voice!)
I dated a girl that was from the UK. She had been in the states long enough that she lost her accent... well untill she got mad or excited...well one night we had dinner and a movie and went back to my place and things progressed. I first heard her accent when she started screaming Oh Bloody H*ll in a rich cockney accent and I lost all of my rythem because i was laughing so hard...boy was she pissed...

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Unread 04-16-2011, 10:53 PM   #137
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I guess nobody mentioned that since the woman moved in, the dog has a scarf for every holiday and funny antlers for Christmas.
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Unread 04-16-2011, 11:54 PM   #138
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My girlfriend swerved in front of me coming head on today to be funny, I didn't think it was... Well I was arguing about it later saying that I should've hit her since it would've been her fault, taught her a lesson (she also had 3 other people in the car with her), and I would've gotten a solid bumper out of it! She thinks her car would've won though because her crown victoria weighs "8 tons"... I had to go out and show her the sticker on the door that shows the GVWR which was around 5000#. I would've won either way though, the bottom of my bumper would scrape the top of her hood. remind me never to let her drive while I'm in the car...
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Unread 04-16-2011, 11:59 PM   #139
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I guess nobody mentioned that since the woman moved in, the dog has a scarf for every holiday and funny antlers for Christmas.
And a pumpkin for halloween
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Unread 04-17-2011, 02:45 AM   #140
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My battery died and I needed a jump so I called a nearby girlfriend...Big mistake.. I forget how retarded most girls are with cars and anything in general...my friend shows up with a bunch batteries (like aaa, aa and 9v) and said "i didnt know cars had batteries and didnt know what kind to get so i just bought these." I've never laughed so hard.... I still don't think she understands why...
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Unread 04-17-2011, 02:58 AM   #141
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My battery died and I needed a jump so I called a nearby girlfriend...Big mistake.. I forget how retarded most girls are with cars and anything in general...my friend shows up with a bunch batteries (like aaa, aa and 9v) and said "i didnt know cars had batteries and didnt know what kind to get so i just bought these." I've never laughed so hard.... I still don't think she understands why...
Lol, you atleast had a jump cable, right?
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Unread 04-17-2011, 03:25 AM   #142
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Lol, you atleast had a jump cable, right?
yeah I did. I should have made her watch so in case that ever happens to her shell know what to do but I just told her to go turn her car on and stay in there.
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Unread 04-17-2011, 06:10 AM   #143
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And here I thought I was the only one that did that to the mirror! To be honest, if it was legal to remove it, I'd take it right off.
you only need 2 mirrors.


my mom says i have too many tools but then ask me to work on her car
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Unread 04-17-2011, 06:31 AM   #144
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Sounds like my ex-wife. Any trip of 2 hours or longer required about 30 of those reusable grocery shopping bags filled with crap.

Another one from her. I'm riding in her car with her driving, when suddenly:
ex: Oh... I guess I need to make an appointment to get the oil changed.
me: Uh, why do you say that?
ex: The oil light just came on.
me: You know that means it's dangerously low on oil, right? That you need to add some right away?
ex: Well, they fill it when they change the oil.
my mom blew up the motor on a nova & electra 225 because she thought thats how long cars last.never changed oil
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Unread 04-17-2011, 09:06 AM   #145
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I guess nobody mentioned that since the woman moved in, the dog has a scarf for every holiday and funny antlers for Christmas.
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My wife loves to dress up my dogs and then post the pictures on facebook.
We have a 3 year old female pitbull. Dog is a big baby, but my girl loves putting her in a tutu and dog costumes. I feel bad for the dog even though she enjoys the attention.
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Unread 04-17-2011, 11:56 AM   #146
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My girlfriend swerved in front of me coming head on today to be funny, I didn't think it was...
That's a big one of mine, anytime there's a group traveling together and a girl is driving they will do that to be cute, if you want to be cute take your shirt off but don't try to cause an accident.
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Unread 04-17-2011, 02:04 PM   #147
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That's a big one of mine, anytime there's a group traveling together and a girl is driving they will do that to be cute, if you want to be cute take your shirt off but don't try to cause an accident.
Uh a cute girl taking her shirt off will cause an accident
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Unread 04-17-2011, 02:43 PM   #148
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/\ /\ My thoughts exactly. The last time I took my shirt off while driving my topless jeep, this guy in a pickup ran a red light (luckily no one ran into him) and then got pulled over by a cop who had been parked at a gas station. It was kinda funny, but i did feel kinda bad...
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Unread 04-17-2011, 02:47 PM   #149
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Unread 04-17-2011, 02:51 PM   #150
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did you guys know that when performing a sex change operation one of the most important parts of the whole process is you have to remove half your brain, only then are you a true woman.
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