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post #1 of 448 Old 04-14-2011, 09:43 AM Thread Starter
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Things only a woman would do...

I was driving my girlfriend's car the other day and noticed she had a stuffed animal right in front of the tachometer. When I asked her about it she just said she didn't know what it did and that little stuffed hedgehogs are much cuter to look at than a meaningless gauge. I laughed and drove on. (After moving it of course.)

Then I started thinking about the funny little things that only a women would do, and that it might make a funny thread on here.

Post up any you can think of!

It should go without saying that this is not meant to be offensive to women. Gotta cover all your bases in this ridiculous politically correct country we live in.

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Putting toilet paper in the toilet before taking a deuce so no one can hear the ba-dunk..... ba-dunk ba-dunk as her terds hit the water below.

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I've made it a habit to flip almost every rear view mirror in any car before I drive it. It really clears up my field of view in front of me and since I've driven with my Jeep's flipped for so long they all seem to hang down so low now. Well I got in my brother's girlfriend's car with her (civic) to go pick up my brother and I was driving because she doesn't like driving at rush hour and I situated the seat adjusted my mirror and then proceeded to flip the rear view upon which she said:

Wait...how are you going to see behind you now if everything is upside down?!?

My brother and I are going to have a talk about the quality of the women he dates.

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i was just reading your story to my wife and she says, "what's a tachometer?"


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I have a stuffed animal in my jeep. but it doesnt sit in front of my gauges. I hope that doesn't make me girly



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I don't know much about women, I've been married for 12 years......but I do know this for sure: If you give a woman a small basket of seashells, she will put it on the back of the toilet.

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one time i told my mom that my desktop "crapped the bed" and she had the most confused face, so i repeated myself and she says "what crapped in your bed?!" lmao i actually had to explain the phrase to her

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I don't know much about women, I've been married for 12 years......but I do know this for sure: If you give a woman a small basket of seashells, she will put it on the back of the toilet.
I lol'd

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and another from when i was younger and the family went on camping trips.

my mother went to go use the porter potty and when she came back she was really upset. "whats wrong mom", "i was in the porter potty and put my purse in the purse holder and now its all wet!"

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I don't know much about women, I've been married for 12 years......but I do know this for sure: If you give a woman a small basket of seashells, she will put it on the back of the toilet.
Now that's wisdom right there.

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I don't know much about women, I've been married for 12 years......but I do know this for sure: If you give a woman a small basket of seashells, she will put it on the back of the toilet.
I LOL'd
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A girl I know..... has to have baskets for EVERYTHING!!!

guys its a junk drawer or a 5 gallon bucket...

girls, basket for pens, clothes (clean and dirty) notepads remotes... we got to many dang baskets at my house.

Oh and a basket on the back of the toilet... w/ seashells in it



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