[babyjeep05]

Ok chickas here ya go!!!!

Farting in freggin public, seriously? GO AROUND A CORNER!!!!!!!

[ge2]

We're nasty creatures. We pick, scratch, and spew liquid unashamedly from every body hole we can. I admit we're pigs. Personally, I don't see how you wimmenz live with us, but I'm glad you do.

[babyjeep05]

selective hearing and sight??? lol jk!

[______]

earning more, stronger, smarter, faster, sports, business sense. Pretty much everything. I admit, if I were a woman, that would be annoying :lol:

[WhtJeep]

Originally Posted by babyjeep05

selective hearing and sight??? lol jk!

What are you talking about. I hear everything, I just dont care what you say most the time. ANd we look at everything, hence the reason that girl over there has a nice ***. I dont see the issue here.

[gtowngirl]

Dutch ovens and the tea bag

[Dr. Righteous]

A little insight how men process things.
Problem----->solution

Example:
Sinus clogged, deep breath, Hold one nostril, blow fiercely. Blockage discharged. Air intake cleared, problem solved. Entire procedure takes less than 2 seconds.
The most directed and immediate solution to this problem is preferred. Objections of being gross, or uncouth are generally dismissed because alternate methods may waste time and materials.
Let's explore an alternate method. Excusing one's self and finding a bath room and using a tissue; This invites a host of perils.
The bathroom may be occupied. Waiting wastes precious time while the sinus blockage impedes oxygen intake. Unconsciousness may occur.
Second, using a paper product causes a unnecessary waste of resources. Also the force needed to clear the blockage can cause the paper product to fail. This will deposit the nasal discharge all over one's hand and the bathroom walls. Sometimes it is reflected back to one's face. Now instead of an operation that normally takes less than 2 seconds you are faced with an extended period of time cleaning one's hands and face as well as the surroundings.
So when it is suggested to man to "stop being so crude" all other possible procedure are instantly reviewed outcomes are statistically tallied. All are less efficient in consumption of resources and in time management.



Or they are just lazy.

[Reswob]

Originally Posted by babyjeep05

Ok chickas here ya go!!!!

Farting in freggin public, seriously? GO AROUND A CORNER!!!!!!!

Around the corner is likely still a public place.

[jbrem]

Originally Posted by babyjeep05

Ok chickas here ya go!!!!

Farting in freggin public, seriously? GO AROUND A CORNER!!!!!!!

We're simply marking our territory.

[LibertyBell]

Originally Posted by ______

earning more, stronger, smarter, faster, sports, business sense. Pretty much everything. I admit, if I were a woman, that would be annoying :lol:

Men who lives in la la land.

la la land:
A state of being out of touch with reality.

[roadman]

someone's got their panties in a wad cuz we can pee standing up!!!

[Slenny]

Originally Posted by babyjeep05

Ok chickas here ya go!!!!

Farting in freggin public, seriously? GO AROUND A CORNER!!!!!!!

Pull my finger.

[Ryanpowell167]

Originally Posted by ______

earning more, stronger, smarter, faster, sports, business sense, creating successful threads. Pretty much everything. I admit, if I were a woman, that would be annoying :lol:

There i fixed it for ya.....

[ionakana]

I hate when they call their wives before I'm finished!

[LibertyBell]

Originally Posted by roadman

someone's got their panties in a wad cuz we can pee standing up!!!

Ah yes, penis envy. I had it once, sad to say.

I was stuck in traffic for 2 hours and had to pee so bad my eye balls were floating. I would have given my right arm that day for a penis and an empty coke bottle.