Surprises!

Little Lisa · 04-03-2009, 02:10 PM

I love surprises, but more than that I love surprising people. Like I've surprised my boyfriend with "long weekend" trips to Siesta Key FL, Niagara Falls, and a mini-trip to Delaware where he got to drive a Nascar 20 laps around the Dover racetrack.

I also have a friend that loves National Bohemian beer, and for her birthday all she wanted was to have a Natty Bo in Baltimore... only most of the bars didn't sell it anymore since they moved the brewery and they're bitter about it. So I bought a 6-pack, stuck a cold one in my purse, and busted it out in a Baltimore bar for her.

SO! I wanna hear about your surprises! What has someone surprised you with? What are some surprises you've done for your friends or family?

**ancestralworm** · 04-03-2009, 02:11 PM

the crabs...

Little Lisa · 04-03-2009, 02:15 PM

Ew hahaha. Come on now.

**mbj** · 04-03-2009, 02:16 PM

Imma gonna go head an crawl dis tread nowwwwww

**mbj** · 04-03-2009, 02:16 PM

I surprised my wife last weekend . . . I swear it just slipped

f3arn0FJ · 04-03-2009, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ancestralworm

the crabs...

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Originally Posted by Little Lisa

Ew hahaha. Come on now.

No, really he did. I still have them. Even after I shaved. lil bastards wont go away....

**GasAxe** · 04-03-2009, 02:18 PM

Maybe they were suprised worm didn't have the clap too.

**ancestralworm** · 04-03-2009, 02:22 PM

are you just trying to collect fodder to bring into your XX chromo forums? you're not getting anything else from me sister!... unless you want the crabs.

Little Lisa · 04-03-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ancestralworm

are you just trying to collect fodder to bring into your XX chromo forums? you're not getting anything else from me sister!... unless you want the crabs.

Huh? I was just reminiscing about fun surprises on this Friday afternoon in my jail cell (cubicle) and wondered what ideas other ppl had.

**mbj** · 04-03-2009, 02:32 PM

In all seriousness, when I things started getting serious with my current wife I invited her over to the house for a nice dinner that I cooked. I made some bone-in ribeyes on the grill, some grilled asparagus and had some fairly decent wine. After dinner and a nice night of talking, things were going pretty well so I decided it was time for for "the big surprise." I pretended like I had prepared a dessert and all it needed was grabbed out of the freezer. I know what you're thinking .. . how freaking cheesy and cliche to hide it in the freezer, what can I say, it's all I could think of. So, anyway, she graciously agrees to get the dessert out of the freezer. So she opens up the freezer door and there it is . . . the severed head of my first wife. When she finished screaming I made sure to let her know that it was ok and would stay that way as long as she didn't **** with me.

what can I say, I'm all about the romance

**Awshux** · 04-03-2009, 02:36 PM

**GasAxe** · 04-03-2009, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mbj

In all seriousness, when I things started getting serious with my current wife I invited her over to the house for a nice dinner that I cooked. I made some bone-in ribeyes on the grill, some grilled asparagus and had some fairly decent wine. After dinner and a nice night of talking, things were going pretty well so I decided it was time for for "the big surprise." I pretended like I had prepared a dessert and all it needed was grabbed out of the freezer. I know what you're thinking .. . how freaking cheesy and cliche to hide it in the freezer, what can I say, it's all I could think of. So, anyway, she graciously agrees to get the dessert out of the freezer. So she opens up the freezer door and there it is . . . the severed head of my first wife. When she finished screaming I made sure to let her know that it was ok and would stay that way as long as she didn't **** with me.

what can I say, I'm all about the romance

mbj's guide to romance

Little Lisa · 04-03-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by mbj

In all seriousness, when I things started getting serious with my current wife I invited her over to the house for a nice dinner that I cooked. I made some bone-in ribeyes on the grill, some grilled asparagus and had some fairly decent wine. After dinner and a nice night of talking, things were going pretty well so I decided it was time for for "the big surprise." I pretended like I had prepared a dessert and all it needed was grabbed out of the freezer. I know what you're thinking .. . how freaking cheesy and cliche to hide it in the freezer, what can I say, it's all I could think of. So, anyway, she graciously agrees to get the dessert out of the freezer. So she opens up the freezer door and there it is . . . the severed head of my first wife. When she finished screaming I made sure to let her know that it was ok and would stay that way as long as she didn't **** with me.

what can I say, I'm all about the romance

Hahahaha. That's a good one.

DeadFrog · 04-03-2009, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Awshux

That is something I hope to hell my wife never shows me!

Unless it's free beer I'm not that big on being surprised. I'm too much of a control freak. I'd rather be the surpriser than the surprisee.

**mbj** · 04-03-2009, 02:56 PM

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I prefer the new clearblue easy ones

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mbj I is the laws Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: the over/underworld Posts: 937 Profile Gallery Classifieds iTrader Rating BLOG ENTRIES: 1	In all seriousness, when I things started getting serious with my current wife I invited her over to the house for a nice dinner that I cooked. I made some bone-in ribeyes on the grill, some grilled asparagus and had some fairly decent wine. After dinner and a nice night of talking, things were going pretty well so I decided it was time for for "the big surprise." I pretended like I had prepared a dessert and all it needed was grabbed out of the freezer. I know what you're thinking .. . how freaking cheesy and cliche to hide it in the freezer, what can I say, it's all I could think of. So, anyway, she graciously agrees to get the dessert out of the freezer. So she opens up the freezer door and there it is . . . the severed head of my first wife. When she finished screaming I made sure to let her know that it was ok and would stay that way as long as she didn't **** with me. what can I say, I'm all about the romance __________________ {reserved}

04-03-2009, 02:36 PM	#11
Awshux Resident Cynic Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Chandler, AZ Posts: 1,507 Profile Gallery Classifieds iTrader Rating	__________________ Go away kid, ya bother me.

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