something for the yj guys.

2fastlx · 12-25-2006, 08:51 AM

You Know You Have A Real Jeep...

1. If You Go To Get The Sunday Paper And Come Back On Monday Without It

2. If You Use A Hose To Clean The Inside And Outside

3. When A Scratch Or A Dent Is A Beauty Mark

4. You Roll It Over And Don't Get Upset

5. Your Mom Can't Get In With Out Help

6. You Judge Every Hill By How Much Fun It Would To Be Climb It

7. You Puke When You See A Rav4

8. When You Know What The Wave Is And You're Not Afraid To Use It

9. You Get Custom Pin-stripping From Trail Brush

10.if It Takes More Than 6 Hours To Get Donuts

11.when You Pull Into The Unplowed Parking Spots On Snowy Days

12.when You Take Your Friends Wheeling And They Say
"what Trail I Don't See A Trail"

13.your Friends Won't Ride With You, They Don't Want To End Up In The
Boonies In The Middle Of The Night

14.when Your Boss Ask S His Secretary To Tell You To Wash Your Vehicle

15.when You Finally Wash Off The Mud Everyone Thinks You Bought A
New Vehicle

16.when You Can See Over A Suburban

17.you Carry Emergency Supplies,clothing,you Never Know Where
You Will End Up

18.when Your Rocksliders Battle Rocks?..and Win

19.when It Rains And You Don't Care That Your Top And Doors Are
Home In The Garage

20.when You Drive Around Looking At Xmas Lights Topless

21.when You Change Your Spark Plugs In The Parking Lot At Work
On A Break?

22.when Your "parts Dept" Is On Blocks Behind Your House

23.when You Take Your Wife Wheeling And She Has To Flip Your
Vehicle Back On It's Wheels

24.when You Use Your Ice Scraper On The Inside Of Your Windshield

25.you Get More Heat From Holes In The Floorboards Than Through
The Heater Vents

26.passengers Scream "don't Roll It" When Riding With You

27.every Page Of Your Repair Manual Has Greasy Fingerprints

28.you Spend More Time Under Your Vehicle Than Under Your
Significant Other

29.winter Comes And You Can Remember Where You Put Your Top

30.when The Manager Of The Carwash Won't Let You In

31.you Complain About Everything But Smile When You Fix
Everything Yourself

32.when You Think "mud Brown" Should Be A Factory Paint Color

33.when You Slam The Door And Chunks Of Dried Mud Crumble
To The Ground

34.when You Feel Sorry For Someone In A $50,000 Toyota Land Crusier

35.when You Have All Your Credit Card Numbers Memorized

36.your Wife/girlfriend Refuses To Get In It

37.you Are The Only One On The Street Who Doesn't Plow Their Driveway

38.you Can't Hear Your $5,000 Stereo Over The Howl Of Your Tires On
The Pavement

39.you Have A High-water Mark Inside The Vehicle

40. Any Tire That Isn't Waist High Looks Like A Bagel

**trw** · 12-25-2006, 09:17 AM

I find it ironic that a guy with a TJ posted this

**TellyDSP** · 12-25-2006, 09:36 AM

I think the OP was just disappointed after seeing the content of the site compared to URL.

bono426 · 12-25-2006, 09:55 AM

they should put a jk under there

ReNxWar · 12-25-2006, 09:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2fastlx

20.when You Drive Around Looking At Xmas Lights Topless

I do that in any car I'm in... is that a problem?

2fastlx · 12-25-2006, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TellyDSP

I think the OP was just disappointed after seeing the content of the site compared to URL.

It was kind of a shock

jeep_on · 12-25-2006, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2fastlx

You Know You Have A Real Jeep...

21.when You Change Your Spark Plugs In The Parking Lot At Work
On A Break?

I’m guilty of this one. I’ve done plugs, wires, cap and rotor, and oil changes in the parking lot on my lunch brakes before.

ReNxWar · 12-25-2006, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeep_on

I’m guilty of this one. I’ve done plugs, wires, cap and rotor, and oil changes in the parking lot on my lunch brakes before.

I did a power steering pump on my Z28 at work once. We didn't get lunch breaks, so I had to come in when we got a customer, and the other salesman kind of covered for me. Plus me and my boss were close enough he didn't care.

jeep_on · 12-25-2006, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReNxWar

I did a power steering pump on my Z28 at work once. We didn't get lunch breaks, so I had to come in when we got a customer, and the other salesman kind of covered for me. Plus me and my boss were close enough he didn't care.

Yep, seen people do that. Working for CSK Auto for awhile I watched people take all kinds of parts on and off in our packing lot. Starters, fuel pumps, alternators, all kinds off things.

Thinking back on it now, I’ve done my bakes and changed a thermostat, new battery, headlights while on my lunch brake also. The only work I’ve don’t at home was the fuel pump, CPS and an alternator.

12-25-2006, 08:51 AM	#2
2fastlx Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: CO Posts: 375 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	You Know You Have A Real Jeep... 1. If You Go To Get The Sunday Paper And Come Back On Monday Without It 2. If You Use A Hose To Clean The Inside And Outside 3. When A Scratch Or A Dent Is A Beauty Mark 4. You Roll It Over And Don't Get Upset 5. Your Mom Can't Get In With Out Help 6. You Judge Every Hill By How Much Fun It Would To Be Climb It 7. You Puke When You See A Rav4 8. When You Know What The Wave Is And You're Not Afraid To Use It 9. You Get Custom Pin-stripping From Trail Brush 10.if It Takes More Than 6 Hours To Get Donuts 11.when You Pull Into The Unplowed Parking Spots On Snowy Days 12.when You Take Your Friends Wheeling And They Say "what Trail I Don't See A Trail" 13.your Friends Won't Ride With You, They Don't Want To End Up In The Boonies In The Middle Of The Night 14.when Your Boss Ask S His Secretary To Tell You To Wash Your Vehicle 15.when You Finally Wash Off The Mud Everyone Thinks You Bought A New Vehicle 16.when You Can See Over A Suburban 17.you Carry Emergency Supplies,clothing,you Never Know Where You Will End Up 18.when Your Rocksliders Battle Rocks?..and Win 19.when It Rains And You Don't Care That Your Top And Doors Are Home In The Garage 20.when You Drive Around Looking At Xmas Lights Topless 21.when You Change Your Spark Plugs In The Parking Lot At Work On A Break? 22.when Your "parts Dept" Is On Blocks Behind Your House 23.when You Take Your Wife Wheeling And She Has To Flip Your Vehicle Back On It's Wheels 24.when You Use Your Ice Scraper On The Inside Of Your Windshield 25.you Get More Heat From Holes In The Floorboards Than Through The Heater Vents 26.passengers Scream "don't Roll It" When Riding With You 27.every Page Of Your Repair Manual Has Greasy Fingerprints 28.you Spend More Time Under Your Vehicle Than Under Your Significant Other 29.winter Comes And You Can Remember Where You Put Your Top 30.when The Manager Of The Carwash Won't Let You In 31.you Complain About Everything But Smile When You Fix Everything Yourself 32.when You Think "mud Brown" Should Be A Factory Paint Color 33.when You Slam The Door And Chunks Of Dried Mud Crumble To The Ground 34.when You Feel Sorry For Someone In A $50,000 Toyota Land Crusier 35.when You Have All Your Credit Card Numbers Memorized 36.your Wife/girlfriend Refuses To Get In It 37.you Are The Only One On The Street Who Doesn't Plow Their Driveway 38.you Can't Hear Your $5,000 Stereo Over The Howl Of Your Tires On The Pavement 39.you Have A High-water Mark Inside The Vehicle 40. Any Tire That Isn't Waist High Looks Like A Bagel __________________ [CENTER][COLOR="Green"]Colorado Jeep Club Member #44[/COLOR][/CENTER] [QUOTE]I couldn't really understand what you were saying or asking, but I think you need a bigger hammer.[/QUOTE]