In responce to all "Girl Problem" Threads

GreenDean · 05-28-2006, 06:05 AM

Keep It On MySpace!

I know this is a general discussion area and you are allowed post what ever your heart desires, but these girl problem threads are becoming quite numerous.

You younglings are creating all this unneeded drama for yourselves by worrying about these nut case girls. Stop thinking you actually like the girl and realize that it is really your pee pee that hurts and not your heart.

Life is not this complicated! Stop watching MTV and get this preconceived notion that you’re supposed to chase the girl and impress them with your manliness. Your in high school... there is nothing manly about you yet.

You can ease ALOT of that tension you create for yourselves if you just spend 5 minutes alone with yourself (if you catch my drift).

So please, oh please... save it for the teeny web sites.

tmak504 · 05-28-2006, 06:09 AM

i second the previous statement.... on an unrelated topic, what does it mean if the girl says she's just going to see an "old friend"??

GreenDean · 05-28-2006, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by tmak504

i second the previous statement.... on an unrelated topic, what does it mean if the girl says she's just going to see an "old friend"??

It's along the same lines as "I'm just going to the library for a few hours".

**War Eagle** · 05-28-2006, 06:50 AM

Yeah guys, you aren't supposed to post anything that GreenDean doesn't like. Didn't you get the memo?

**grogie** · 05-28-2006, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by GreenDean

It's along the same lines as "I'm just going to the library for a few hours".

And, "Can't we just be friends?"

GreenDean · 05-28-2006, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by War Eagle

Yeah guys, you aren't supposed to post anything that GreenDean doesn't like. Didn't you get the memo?

A memo notarized by General Patton I might add.

jeep loser · 05-28-2006, 08:33 AM

What if we start giving these guys insanely bad advice? Like "just tell her every time you rub one out you think of her" Or instead of the ever popular "I'lll kill myself if you won't be with me" we advise " If you won't be with me I'll f@ckin kill you" What do you think?

trailboss · 05-28-2006, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by jeep loser

What if we start giving these guys insanely bad advice? Like "just tell her every time you rub one out you think of her" Or instead of the ever popular "I'lll kill myself if you won't be with me" we advise " If you won't be with me I'll f@ckin kill you" What do you think?

heheheh...sounds good!

GreenDean · 05-28-2006, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by jeep loser

What if we start giving these guys insanely bad advice? Like "just tell her every time you rub one out you think of her" Or instead of the ever popular "I'lll kill myself if you won't be with me" we advise " If you won't be with me I'll f@ckin kill you" What do you think?

Now your on to something.

Q. How do I get the girl?
A. Donkey Punch my boy, Donkey Punch.

tmak504 · 05-28-2006, 09:08 AM

my favorite: "I think of you as more of a best friend"

bobjp · 05-28-2006, 09:28 AM

So we have the elder crowd trying to get their own forums and trying to form some sort of bizarre superiority club, and then we have all the guys who aren't actually old trying to be in that superiority club by making posts like this. You're only 24, "youngling." They are just asking advice. If you don't like it, don't read it.

**Rob99** · 05-28-2006, 09:34 AM

Or when you see "Girlfriend advice" in the title of the thread, how about you just don't click on it? That might work too.

cherokee xj · 05-28-2006, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob99

Or when you see "Girlfriend advice" in the title of the thread, how about you just don't click on it? That might work too.

Yeah, but who on here ACTUALLY does that??? I mean, you see a thread, you click on it.

My new advice to any girl trouble thread will be simply...

"chloroform"

tmak504 · 05-28-2006, 10:21 AM

It's not so much that people don't want to hear it maybe, ( i don't and im only 23) but i mean why not ask some close friends/family, or maybe just rely on your instincts rather than ask a bunch of strangers, albeit cool guys

, that's all i'm sayin..

**Divinitous** · 05-28-2006, 10:34 AM

Well, you could just not read the post. I mean, tis that simple. I personally like to read them cause it makes me feel better to know that I'm not the only one dating a crazy girl.

05-28-2006, 08:33 AM	#7
jeep loser Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: N.J. Posts: 244 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	What if we start giving these guys insanely bad advice? Like "just tell her every time you rub one out you think of her" Or instead of the ever popular "I'lll kill myself if you won't be with me" we advise " If you won't be with me I'll f@ckin kill you" What do you think? __________________ 5 % of people make things happen 65% of people let things happen 30% of people say "what happened?"

05-28-2006, 09:28 AM	#11
bobjp Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 486 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	So we have the elder crowd trying to get their own forums and trying to form some sort of bizarre superiority club, and then we have all the guys who aren't actually old trying to be in that superiority club by making posts like this. You're only 24, "youngling." They are just asking advice. If you don't like it, don't read it. __________________ 97 TJ sport. No swaybar. ;)