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Registered User | Reconsidering Star Wars - The R2D2 Theory
__________________ 2002 WJ 4.0 - Blue Jeep Club #255 (totalled by drunk driver) 1994 3000GT VR-4 (11.8 @ 116, 17psi, pump gas & street tires) | ||
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Registered User | is there a cliffnotes? __________________ IMPACT ORANGE |
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Registered User | 20 years earlier, Chewbacca was second in command of the defence of his planet. He's there in the tactical conferences and there on the front lines and is a personal friend of Yoda's. When he needed reliable people to join the embryonic Alliance, who else would Yoda turn to but his old friend from Kashykk? Given his background, there is no way that Chewie would spend the crucial years of the rebellion as the second-in-command to (sorry Han) a low-level smuggler. Unless it's his cover. In fact, Chewie is a top-line spy and flies what is in many ways the Rebellion's best ship. The Millenium Falcon may look like a beat-up old freighter but it can outrun any Imperial ship in normal space or hyperspace, hang in a firefight with a Star Destroyer or outmaneouvre a dozen top-of-the-line TIE fighters. It's a remarkable feat of engineering and must have cost a colossal fortune to build. How does Han come to own a ship like that? He only thinks he does, actually it's Chewie's. Half-way through RotS, we see the Falcon landing at the Senate building on Coruscant. If it's the same ship (which of course it is) then it was the personal transport of one of the senatorial delegations - a much more likely source to commission its design. That delegatino must have later joined the Rebellion and given it the use of the Falcon. In fact, if the delegation is the one from Kashykk, then the ship may have belonged to Chewbacca as early as RotS. Han is Chewie's front man. It's much better, and safer for him, if he doesn't know what's really going on. Chewie used to work with Lando Calrissian in a similar way but Lando wanted to settle down, so Chewie arranged for him to lose the Falcon in a card game to Han Solo, an even better choice as partner. Han and Chewie's working method is pretty much what we see in the cantina scene: Chewie make the contacts and sets up the deals, then turns them over to Han who haggles over the price and gives the final yea or nay. This lets Chewie wander the seamy underside of the galaxy pretty much at will, making contacts, gathering and passing information with no-one was the wiser, especially not Han. Chewie persuaded Han to do business with Jabba the Hutt so he could make regular runs to Tattoine, where Chewie could pass messages between Kenobi and Organa. When R2's urgent message came through only days before, the only way for Chewie to get back to Tattoine in time was to make the "mistake" that forced Han to dump his cargo to avoid capture. As a down side, this led to Solo's getting a death mark out on him from Jabba the Hutt. Chewie was a bit upset about the need for that but figured they weren't going to be dealing with Tattoine for much longer. En route to Alderaan, R2 and Chewie play stop-motion chess. This is the latest in a series of games they've played over the year in the back rooms of space stations and cantinas across the galaxy, but this is the first time they've done it in front of their respective straight men, so they put on a big show. Then it all goes wrong again. Alderaan is gone and the Falcon is caught and brought aboard the Death Star. Only Han, Luke and 3PO don't know just how much trouble they're in but Obi-Wan has a plan and seems confident (but Jedi always do). Soon afterwards, R2 finds Leia in the detention cells and shouts that they have to rescue her, to which Chewie can only agree. If Vader learns he has a daughter, then they're all in deep trouble, so Chewie does his bit to persuade Han to go along with Luke's plan. Then, on the verge of escape, Vader himself turns up only yards from both of his children, one of whom is leaking Force all over the place. Obi-Wan stages a distraction by letting himself die and go into the Force while the others escape. At this point, Chewie suddenly realises that he's been left in charge, not only of the Death Star Plans and the survival of the Rebellion but of the secret son and daughter of Darth Vader. With the Organas and Kenobi all dead, only Chewie, R2 and Yoda know who Luke and Leia are. And only Ob-Wan knew where Yoda has been hiding. Chewie is stressed out by the responsibility and R2 (who keeps making crude jokes about the whole affair) is being no help at all. Chewie's first problem is what is happening between Luke and Leia. With a psychic link they can feel but don't understand, thrown together in a life-or-death escape, they are looking at each other with a sparky intensity that Chewie gradually recognises as Romantic Tension. He's no expert on human relationships but Chewie is fairly sure that that's Wrong, so he does the only thing he can under the circumstances - he throws Han at her. Han is at first not interested but after a while starts to warm to the idea with an intensity that gives Chewie new worries. When they reach Yavin, Han decides to take the money and run and Chewie decides to go with him. Looked at in cold light, it's for the good of the Rebellion. Even if Yavin is destroyed, there'll be one agent who knows what's going on who can try and put something back together, but he doesn't feel good about it. When Han decides to turn around and join the attack, Chewie is all for it. Han and Luke get medals but Chewie doesn't. Actually, Leia offers him one but Chewie turns it down. He got one of those things from Yoda about 20 years ago, but there's no way he can tell her that. As the film ends, the three founders of the Rebellion are all gone. Bail Organa is dead, Yoda is out of contact and Obi-Wan's ghost can only talk to other Jedi. (So that would be Yoda then.) Thus, the field leadership of the rebellion has just been turned over to the daughter of Darth Vader. Chewie is really hoping that someone with an official rank greater than hers will get here real soon before he has to think really seriously about option C. © Keith Martin 2005 No cliff notes ... well, my basic cliff note is this: R2D2 and Chewbacca are the REAL heroes of the story. If you look closely enough. The story is not mine, copied and pasted. I am not keith martin. __________________ 2002 WJ 4.0 - Blue Jeep Club #255 (totalled by drunk driver) 1994 3000GT VR-4 (11.8 @ 116, 17psi, pump gas & street tires) |
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Registered User | You spent alot of time typing this. . . __________________ Jeepless for now. . . |
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Registered User | R2D2 Is the bomb and so are the ewoks!!! __________________ --Workin on gettin a Jeep-- |
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Registered User | You know I have never seen any of the starwars. Is it really that good? ![]() __________________ Want a challenge? Wheel stock. Don't have any money? Be challenged. In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey. [QUOTE][B]I wipe with authority.[/B] Billy Mays [/QUOTE] |
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Registered User | just watch them. __________________ IMPACT ORANGE |
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Wood is Good | That's pretty good __________________ Marching or fighting, it all pays the same. Quote:
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Registered User | No doubt, and although I only read the first sentence before yawning, I began hearing the theme from the Twilight Zone. ![]() __________________ Terry ~ USN Ret. 30Sep07 : ) 1982 CJ7 4.2L ~ T-999 ~ Dana 300 ~ SOA Conversion Dana 30/AMC 20 with Truetrac - one piece axle - 4.10's 33" Toyo M/T's on Pro Comp Xtreme Series 1069 Borla header and Catback Exhaust System Jeeperman bumper w/ Ramsey Patriot 8000 - Jeeperman tire carrier/bumper |
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zj tractor Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: sacramento california Posts: 4,351 | i enjoyed reading that, thank you.... I am a star wars fan. thank you. __________________ proud Lance Corporal in the United States Marine Corps. wanted. 78-79 ford D60 front axle. pm me. |
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Registered User | I might start watchin them. Now here is the question from someone who has never watched it. Should I start at episode 1 or watch them in the order they came out? __________________ Want a challenge? Wheel stock. Don't have any money? Be challenged. In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey. [QUOTE][B]I wipe with authority.[/B] Billy Mays [/QUOTE] |
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Registered User | Quote:
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You can't be serious. Watch them like they were released: A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Phantom Menace, Clone Wars, Revenge of the Sith. This way you'll come to the same questions everyone else had for 20 years: his father? sister? who is the other ghost guy at the end of Return of the Jedi, etc. Then after you watch episodes I, II & III you'll go, Ahhh! Then when you re-watch episodes IV, V & VI you'll say, Ahhh! again, like when Vader knocks the Stormtroppers blaster away when he's trying to shoot Chewy and C3P0 when freezing Han Solo. (b/c Vader built C3P0 when he was a child and could possibly still consider C3PO his property.) __________________ Alan '03 TJ | |
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Registered User | Sorry didn't see em. But ok will start watchin em. From order of release date. Thanks. __________________ Want a challenge? Wheel stock. Don't have any money? Be challenged. In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey. [QUOTE][B]I wipe with authority.[/B] Billy Mays [/QUOTE] |
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Web Wheeler | I just read that and it was pretty interesting. __________________ I'm forever grateful to Speedycat and RnEmOvr for their generosity |
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Registered User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: New Paltz/Huntington, NY Posts: 3,515 | interesting read indeed. |
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