[woody-77]

Well my ex girlfriend is a total cow, I broke her leg and had to put her down, blah blah, whatever its over.

But her sheep friend is a total **** whore. I just want to nail her in the wool sometimes.

I'll skip the story and details, but I want them both to leave me the hell alone (my ex just haunts me when I'm in the pasture with the other female cows, and her friend tries to lick me)

I'm at the point where I don't mind smashing her stable, slitting her hooves, keying a hay bale, or even beating the hell out of her friend's ram.

What's the farthest I can go without having PETA get involved? I seriously don't mind replacing a gate or a fence or having a door repainted. I just don't want any PETA record, as it'll effectively nip my vegan career in the bud right now.

What is there to do? Shoot, I wouldn't even mind using my Jeep as a battering ram and just slamming into their water trough "accidentally".

I know it sounds immature, and I'm not saying I'm really going to do any of this. I'm just trying to express I'm at the limits of my endurance and I really don't know what else I can get them to do to just go in their stable and mind their own business.

To avoid any plagiarism suit the proper APA cite for this masterpiece is below

Achped (2006). Really starting to get irritated, what's the best course of action? [JF Electronic version].

http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f7/really-starting-get-irritated-whats-best-course-action-332597/.

[Cerealdaemon]

Why do farmers make love to sheep on the edge of cliffs?



So the sheep will push back.

[GreenDean]

Originally Posted by Cerealdaemon

Why do farmers make love to sheep on the edge of cliffs?



So the sheep will push back.

You have to remember to put their hind legs in your boots so they cant turn.

Who's your Daa-aa-aa-aa-aa-aady!

[arbby]

hahaha!! too funny


now MLA format?

[woody-77]

Originally Posted by arbby

hahaha!! too funny


now MLA format?

Achped. "Really starting to get irritated, what's the best course of action?"
JF GD 1 (2006). 27 October 2006
.

[Ski01xj]

Zomg! kiLL teh *****esz!

[Deschain]

Achped and his buddy are riding along one day when they see a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.

Achped says 'are you thinking what I'm thinking?'

His buddy says 'let's do it'

Achped gets out and mounts the defensless sheep, and goes at it for all he's worth until he's done.

He says to his buddy 'hey, you want a piece of this?'

His buddy says, 'sure, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?'

[Matt Gertsch]

I recommend this:

or this:

or maybe a few of these:

[arbby]

Originally Posted by woody-77

Achped. "Really starting to get irritated, what's the best course of action?"
JF GD 1 (2006). 27 October 2006
.

Very good Woody! A+ for you.

[theirishavenger]

Originally Posted by mgertsch

I recommend this:

or this:

or maybe a few of these:

What kind of shotgun is that? And where can I get it? I want that right there.

[Steviet28]

Thats some funny stuff there!

[JungleLarry]

Who uses MLA? APA wins the game.

[RyanZJ]

Originally Posted by Cerealdaemon

Why do farmers make love to sheep on the edge of cliffs?



So the sheep will push back.

Or you can step into the 21st century and use a pair of velcro gloves.

[BLS33]

Originally Posted by RyanZJ

Or you can step into the 21st century and use a pair of velcro gloves.

x2

What are we cavemen here? come on fella's TECHNOLOGY!

[arbby]

Originally Posted by JungleLarry

Who uses MLA? APA wins the game.

My old highschool did. Now its APA in college....**** teachin us usless **** I dont wanna know it if i dont need it