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Old 04-07-2009, 09:55 PM   #16
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:31 PM   #17
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don't take life to seriously... you won't make it out alive.

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Old 04-07-2009, 10:52 PM   #18
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if it smells like dead fish its a good dish
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Old 04-07-2009, 10:57 PM   #19
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:06 PM   #20
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Here is the tip printed on both visors of my two seater work truck: "The safest place for children under 12 is the back seat."

In case you missed the two seater part, there is no back seat in the truck.

In case you're angry at me for killing the joke, I'm drunk.
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:11 PM   #21
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:17 PM   #22
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:25 PM   #23
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:27 PM   #24
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don't take life to seriously... you won't make it out alive.

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A better quote from Van Wilder imo:

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
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Old 04-07-2009, 11:30 PM   #25
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get busy livin or get busy diein

if your gonna be dumb you gotta be tough

the brave dont live long but the cautious dont live at all

i live my life by those 3 quotes
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:44 AM   #26
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"Neitzche is dead." -God.

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Old 04-08-2009, 12:48 AM   #27
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I know what you posted.
I thought you typed standing, even though I also typed facing... anyway, I'm pretty drunk
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Old 04-08-2009, 12:56 AM   #28
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Old 04-08-2009, 02:24 AM   #29
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Old 04-08-2009, 02:26 AM   #30
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Iron Rock Off Road HD tie-rod - Warn M8000 - Tom Wood's rear CV shaft - Rokmen high clearance belly skid -
Rokmen Mercenary Sliders - Rokmen engine/tranny skid - Rokmen steering box skid - Rokmen Mercenary front bumper


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