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post #16 of 32 Old 07-23-2013, 06:06 AM
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Bumper looks like it's already rusting and discolored.
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post #17 of 32 Old 07-23-2013, 07:33 AM
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For the people who say "it's there money, let them use it how they want."

Just shut up.

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post #18 of 32 Old 07-23-2013, 10:14 AM
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Just so when that post expires. People still know what we're talking about.

I think I know why...


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post #19 of 32 Old 07-23-2013, 05:00 PM
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What, its not like you can just go out and buy a brand new jeep for 29,000. .... oh wait, you can.

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post #20 of 32 Old 07-23-2013, 08:12 PM
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Id buy it for 2900. Next project is a truck so I could use that bumper.
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post #21 of 32 Old 07-23-2013, 08:48 PM
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as silly as it looks, I'm willing to bet that was used on a ranch with cattle and the owner was not so tall if you know what I mean.
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post #22 of 32 Old 07-24-2013, 08:35 PM
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This is probably why it is for sale. The owner, who needs to carry around a speak n' spell to put a coherent sentence together, went to his local Dodge/Jeep dealer shouting "GIVE ME BRO-DOZER NOW, DIESEL POWER BRAH!!!!!!!!". The dealer, who didn't have any "bro-dozer" pickups or even a diesel pickup in stock, refused to loose a sale and sold the owner a JK and gave him a card to take it to the nearest "bro performance shop", in which the owner immediately did after the purchase.

However, the owner tried to "Roll Coal" on the way home from the "bro performance shop" but there was no smoke! Furious, the owner attempted to learn curse words from the Speak n' Spell to express his anger about not be able to "Roll Coal" while doing 99 mph in a 40mph zone, but to his dismay he could not. So, he returned to the dealership, shouted "BLACK SMOKE, ROLL COAL, NO WORKY!!!!", and sure enough the dealer told the owner that his JK was in fact, not a Dodge Ram Diesel pickup that he thought all along.

That is the only logical explanation I have for this JK. If someone with reasonable intelligence did this, I think they might have been held against their will.
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post #23 of 32 Old 07-25-2013, 06:14 PM
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post #24 of 32 Old 07-26-2013, 12:16 PM
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Love the bald spare in the back
It's a tire cover

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post #25 of 32 Old 07-28-2013, 07:48 AM
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LAPD SWAT called, they want their front bumper back.

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post #26 of 32 Old 07-28-2013, 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by SunDevilJeeper View Post
LAPD SWAT called, they want their front bumper back.
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post #27 of 32 Old 07-28-2013, 03:19 PM
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Looks similar to the RC Jeeps they have in wallymart.
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post #28 of 32 Old 07-29-2013, 02:56 AM
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Lookie here Portland, look at the location LEBANON. Have you been there recently or at all?!?! That thing should be worth atleast another 10k with that bumper in that area. Besides a local probably took it off a semi from Canada those big rigs always have giant bumpers.

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post #29 of 32 Old 07-30-2013, 05:28 PM
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Functional for killing moose, I like it

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post #30 of 32 Old 07-30-2013, 07:01 PM
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That's what I'm saying, it looks silly big, until you hit a moose or elk doing 65 at night.
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