This is probably why it is for sale. The owner, who needs to carry around a speak n' spell to put a coherent sentence together, went to his local Dodge/Jeep dealer shouting "GIVE ME BRO-DOZER NOW, DIESEL POWER BRAH!!!!!!!!". The dealer, who didn't have any "bro-dozer" pickups or even a diesel pickup in stock, refused to loose a sale and sold the owner a JK and gave him a card to take it to the nearest "bro performance shop", in which the owner immediately did after the purchase.
However, the owner tried to "Roll Coal" on the way home from the "bro performance shop" but there was no smoke! Furious, the owner attempted to learn curse words from the Speak n' Spell to express his anger about not be able to "Roll Coal" while doing 99 mph in a 40mph zone, but to his dismay he could not. So, he returned to the dealership, shouted "BLACK SMOKE, ROLL COAL, NO WORKY!!!!", and sure enough the dealer told the owner that his JK was in fact, not a Dodge Ram Diesel pickup that he thought all along.
That is the only logical explanation I have for this JK. If someone with reasonable intelligence did this, I think they might have been held against their will.
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[B]98 TJ:[/B] Daugher 2 - 4.0L, 5spd, D44 rear
[B]06 LJ Rubicon:[/B] mine - Rokmen full up-armor, 8 adjustable CAs, front bumper, sliders, corners, Shrockworks rear bumper, 3" AEV/BDS lift, Currie HD stearing and Antirock, MT/r - k 35x12.5, SuperWinch, MC Overlines, York OBA
[B]13 JKU Rubicon:[/B] Wife's for now, Ace Rock rails & rear bumper tire carrier, Truck Lites, MC Game changer 3.5 lift, RR skids, PSC Brawler front bumper, Warn 9.5cti-s, 35" GY MTRs[/SIZE]
Lookie here Portland, look at the location LEBANON. Have you been there recently or at all?!?! That thing should be worth atleast another 10k with that bumper in that area. Besides a local probably took it off a semi from Canada those big rigs always have giant bumpers.