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post #1 of 4 Old 05-14-2012, 09:50 PM Thread Starter
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Q: If a chicken and a half could lay an egg and a half in a day and half, how long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a pickle?

A: Green....because snakes don't have armpits
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post #2 of 4 Old 05-14-2012, 09:58 PM
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post #3 of 4 Old 05-15-2012, 06:05 AM
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sounds like a Netflix commercial, LOL

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post #4 of 4 Old 05-15-2012, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by 95zeejay View Post
sounds like a netflix commercial, lol
i love those commericials

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