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Pooping after marriage.
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05-04-2009, 05:03 PM
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2002 TJ Wrangler
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Pooping after marriage.
The second a ring is on the finger why must the bathroom door stay open?
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05-04-2009, 05:10 PM
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2006 TJ Wrangler
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We're not even married yet and we both leave it open. I have no problem pooping if she's in the bathroom but she's gotta get out before I wipe. Haha.
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05-04-2009, 05:13 PM
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05-04-2009, 05:14 PM
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there will be crying
 
2000 TJ Wrangler
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no way. i don't even fart around my wife. bunch of sick ****s.
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05-04-2009, 05:15 PM
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1998 XJ Cherokee
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Wait till you have kids. I won't even go in the bathroom without locking the door behind me.
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05-04-2009, 05:16 PM
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1997 TJ Wrangler
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i never leave the door open, it is just not the polite thing to do
i don't wanna smell her waste an i wont force her to smell mine and yes that includes farting we are all animals, but we aren't live stock |
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05-04-2009, 06:13 PM
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1997 ZJ
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sure im not married but i dont want to see someone dropping a duece and i doubt they want to see me drop one either.
if they do then i need to get the hell outta there.
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05-04-2009, 06:24 PM
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1987 YJ Wrangler
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Well, we live together, might at well be married. And I feel that pooping time is "me time". I like to relax, enjoy a magazine, maybe clip my toenails. I don't see why anyone needs to bother me.
She knows that when the door latches I am doing my "me time". She on the other hand leaves the door open all the time, and catches me off guard constantly. I think shes peeing and I hit that invisible wall, at this point she does to to me for fun I think.
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05-04-2009, 06:35 PM
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2009 JK Wrangler
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closed and locked, no questions asked.
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05-04-2009, 06:45 PM
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2004 WJ
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The kids are gone and just the two of us live there with three bathrooms. That is my reading room. I don't like being interupted while I am reading
 Not too long ago, I had a wife and three girls at home. The pot is the only place I could escape 
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05-04-2009, 06:47 PM
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1996 XJ Cherokee
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Closed! Why on earth would you leave it open? Do you get kicks from watching other people sit on the toilet? It's bad enough someone can hear me, they don't need to see it too!
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05-04-2009, 06:48 PM
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BMW drivers are ****s
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05-04-2009, 06:51 PM
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05-04-2009, 06:51 PM
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2005 WK
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I leave it open she usually closes the door.
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