[backwash]

Subject: Politically Correct Holiday greeting
>
>> ALL OF THAT OR
>> "Merry Christmas"
>
>> To Whom It May Concern:
>> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best
>> wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
>> stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter
>> solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
>> the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
>> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
>> traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
>> secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally successful, personally
>> fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
>> the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect
>> for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to
>> society have helped make America great (not to imply that America is
>> necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "America" in
>> the Western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color,
>> age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of the
>> wishee.
>> This wish is limited to the customary and usual good tidings for
>> a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
>> greeting, whichever comes first. "Holiday" is not intended to, nor
>> shall it be considered, limited to the usual Judeo-Christian
>> celebrations or observances, or to such activities of any organized or
>> ad hoc religious community, group, individual or belief (or lack
>> thereof). Nor is the use of the adjective "Happy" intended to demean,
>> or otherwise cause harm in any way to any party diagnosed with
>> clinical depression, or who may or may not feel that they should be
>> diagnosed with said condition. Please consult your doctor, and/or
>> attorney, before accepting the greeting contained herein.
>> Note: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms.
>> This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal, and is
>> revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher at any time, for any
>> reason or for no reason at all. This greeting is freely transferable
>> with no alteration to the original greeting. This greeting implies no
>> promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for the
>> wishee her/himself or others, or responsibility for the consequences
>> which may arise from the implementation or non-implementation of same.
>>
>> Greeting is void where prohibited by law.
>> If you agree to the terms of the greeting listed herein, please
>> proceed to the actual greeting, outlined below:
>>
>> ALL OF THAT OR
>> "Merry Christmas"

[XJ99]

[Jerry Bransford]

To all that, I'll say Merry Christmas.

[starheimberger]

Merry CHRISTmas to you all,and God bless

[Mudinyeri]

Here's what Larry the Cable Guy has to say about All of That:

Well here we are headed to Thanksgiving about to head to that stretch drive of Christmas and once again the anti-Christmas *******s are trying to ban "Merry Christmas". Lets see, it's a holiday about the birth of Christ but yet were not supposed to mention Christ! That makes as much sense as Michael Moore test driving a Mini Cooper! Ya know the Christian religion only gets what, two holidays a year? Christmas and Easter, three if ya count the Daytona 500, and now these PC *******s want to ban "Merry Christmas"! I say this year "Merry Christmas" your *** off as loud as ya can just to piss these pathetic people off! This pisses me off! I'm under more stress than the fat Dixie Chick's control top panties!

[samsammy23]

Your ignorance must be bliss. Happy Holidays!!

[DreamsOfMoab]

What ever...! Merry Christmas to all!

[Awshux]

Originally Posted by samsammy23

Your ignorance must be bliss.

As is my faith.

Merry Christmas!

[Jerry Bransford]

I would have bet $10,000,000,000 that samsammy23 was just way too politically correct to say anything but Happy Holidays, Merry X-mas, or perhaps Season's Greetings. Which reminds me of Chevy Chase's ultra-chic liberal neighbors in that hilarious Christmas Vacation movie... zero Christmas spirit, just way too cool and anti-Christmas for any of that silly Christmas celebration stuff going on next door in the Griswold home. Mr. Scrooge and all that.

[TQ_xvi]

Season's Greetings

[Hokie_YJ]

Originally Posted by Jerry Bransford

I would have bet $10,000,000,000 that samsammy23 was just way too politically correct to say anything but Happy Holidays, Merry X-mas, or perhaps Season's Greetings. Which reminds me of Chevy Chase's ultra-chic liberal neighbors in that hilarious Christmas Vacation movie... zero Christmas spirit, just way too cool and anti-Christmas for any of that silly Christmas celebration stuff going on next door in the Griswold home. Mr. Scrooge and all that.

Dude that is the best Christmas movie ever. Merry Christmas, kiss my ***, kiss his ***, kiss your ***.
I watch that movie at least twice every Christmas, it's become a tradition.

[Hokie_YJ]

Originally Posted by samsammy23

Your ignorance must be bliss. Happy Holidays!!

That stick you have up your *** must be painful. Merry CHRISTmas.

[XJ99]

Originally Posted by boomboom33

Dude that is the best Christmas movie ever. Merry Christmas, kiss my ***, kiss his ***, kiss your ***.
I watch that movie at least twice every Christmas, it's become a tradition.

X3! That movie is tradition with us as well!

[BigYellaJeep]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[Frooch]

I'd like to know when the wingnuts in this country are going to ban the use of the word "Holiday". It is afterall a word once said in Old English as "Holy Day".

Try and take it away all you want... I will say Merry Christmas till the 3 wise man come on January 6th...

As an Atheist, I'm sickened by some that share my same evolution beliefs. I love the story of Christmas and though its not part of a religion I consider myself part of, its part of the structure and fabric of this country. You cant take that away from us no matter how much you try.