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Old12-27-2006, 12:47 PM #1
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Pervert used to live in my house (pics)..

Over the past couple of weeks, as I’ve been demolishing walls in my basement I’ve discovered several folders of old 80’s bondage porn mags. They were stashed up high behind the insulation and peg board. The other day I found a wooden wine box full of pages torn from various department store catalogs, all shots of women’s legs in boots. I figured the original home owner had to hide this stuff from his old lady. Little did I know there was more than just dirty magazines stashed around…the other night I found this freaks mother load, I noticed a strange string hanging at the top of the peg board,



gave it a tug, and up came two boots….




So the red boot is heavier than the black one, I look in side, and carefully remove the items pictured below…..




Yellow rags included, they are all moldy and moist……nice nipple clips!



So of course it’s all in the trash, except the spur, It’s hanging on the work bench at the moment……

Based on the pics in the mags I saw I imagine this freak used to suck on the toes of these boots or something freaky....



Can’t wait to see what I find in the attic….and no I'm not about to take a n ultraviolet light down there looking for stains....
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Old12-27-2006, 12:50 PM #2
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oops, I cant believe I left all that there. Please send it to me and I'll cover the shipping.
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Old12-27-2006, 12:51 PM #3
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I think I just threw up in my mouth a little
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Old12-27-2006, 12:51 PM #4
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yeah that is about a crazy as it gets...

Did you use a glove to get that stuff out?
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Old12-27-2006, 12:53 PM #5
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thats great
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Old12-27-2006, 12:53 PM #6
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No glove! A friend I sent the pics too pointed out to me what the rings were used for! The stuff has been behind the wall for atleast 15 years so i'm sure it's sterile now, right?
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Old12-27-2006, 12:56 PM #7
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Yellow rags included, they are all moldy and moist……nice nipple clips!



So of course it’s all in the trash, except the spur, It’s hanging on the work bench at the moment……

Based on the pics in the mags I saw I imagine this freak used to suck on the toes of these boots or something freaky....



Can’t wait to see what I find in the attic….and no I'm not about to take a n ultraviolet light down there looking for stains....

you should have kept the nipple clips and used them on your significant other
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The stuff has been behind the wall for atleast 15 years so i'm sure it's sterile now, right?
Nope, you just caught the clap! I hate it when that happens.

At least if some dude shows up wearing one red boot and one black one.....you'll know what he is there for. Then again, what if a hot chick shows up looking for her boots! She could be a keeper!!!!!!
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Old12-27-2006, 01:00 PM #9
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Old12-27-2006, 01:02 PM #10
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If you had the address of the seller, you should have boxed it up and sent it to the wife's attention. "I found some things I think may have belonged to you." Oh, to be a fly on the wall then!
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Old12-27-2006, 01:08 PM #11
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From what the neighbors (who have lived here since it was built) tell me, he had a stoke about 5 years after they moved in, and then the moved a few years after that. He prolly couldn't get the nerve to ask his wife to remove all that crap from behind the wall. I wish I had thought to take pics of all the mags, they were hilarious!
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From what the neighbors (who have lived here since it was built) tell me, he had a stoke about 5 years after they moved in, and then the moved a few years after that. He prolly couldn't get the nerve to ask his wife to remove all that crap from behind the wall. I wish I had thought to take pics of all the mags, they were hilarious!


you should have kept them and tried selling them on ebay
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From what the neighbors (who have lived here since it was built) tell me, he had a stoke about 5 years after they moved in, and then the moved a few years after that. He prolly couldn't get the nerve to ask his wife to remove all that crap from behind the wall. I wish I had thought to take pics of all the mags, they were hilarious!
We had a guy on our ship that was into all of that bandage stuff. He kept the magazines in his rack for those times that the chiefs or officers did their "Health and Comfort" inspections. That was some funny stuff. One of the chiefs didn't know what it was and gave a smirk until he opened the magazine. Needless to say, his inspection of that bunk finished right then.
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LOL...that is MESSED UP!
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Old12-27-2006, 01:49 PM #15
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Let us know what you find in the attic, that should be interesting
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