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post #76 of 90 Old 12-11-2007, 04:29 PM
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go out and take a huge crap on the hood of their cars!

edit: a hot steaming something crawled up your butt and died crap!

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post #77 of 90 Old 12-11-2007, 07:15 PM
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post #78 of 90 Old 12-11-2007, 07:22 PM
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Find a fresh road killed dog or cat, bag it, bring it home, jack up car, remove dead animal from bag, place deceased animal under tire, lower vehicle, start manically crying as the church lets out that they killed your beloved pet. Tell them you are calling the news media because this is proof of how uncaring people are during the holidays...

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post #79 of 90 Old 12-11-2007, 07:24 PM
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Something else you could do, get a buddy with a trailer to block them in so they can't back out, and then block them in on the front so they are totally blocked in. Sit inside and ignore the door...

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post #82 of 90 Old 12-12-2007, 07:25 AM
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burn your house down.
sell your lot to the church so they can make a parking lot.
buy a new house with the money from the church and your insurance.
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post #83 of 90 Old 12-12-2007, 02:14 PM
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I live across the street from a roman catholic church, there is no sidewalk along one side of my house. People always pull off the pavement next to my house and its killing the grass and it keeps receding farther and farther. The congestion also takes up all of the parking. I was wondering if anyone had any advice on what I can do.
Well, because you drive a Jeep - build a rock-wall around your yard, use some big boulders that will damage the doors of little cars if they open the doors too close to the rocks. Then, just inside your yard, place a sign like I have the front window of my house that states "Jeep Parking Only - All others will be crushed" ..

Since I did that in front of my place, I haven't had anyone wanting to park in front of my house!

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post #84 of 90 Old 12-12-2007, 06:39 PM
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take pictures of your junk and leave them on the windows of the cars.
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post #85 of 90 Old 01-04-2008, 09:52 PM
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Something else you could do, get a buddy with a trailer to block them in so they can't back out, and then block them in on the front so they are totally blocked in. Sit inside and ignore the door...

lol I live in front of a park and do that all the time when ppl park on my lawn...its so funny
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post #86 of 90 Old 01-04-2008, 10:23 PM
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a few good sized rocks like a foot or two from the road every few feet will do the trick, you could even paint them so they look pretty
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post #87 of 90 Old 01-04-2008, 11:55 PM
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Are there any updates on this situation? I really want to know what happened.

And I cant wait until someone parks in my yard repeatedly lol

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post #88 of 90 Old 01-05-2008, 04:26 AM
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Dig a single hole that is 1ft deep and 2ft in diameter. Fill with leaves or something so its not obvious. Someone will hey stuck and everyone else will realize its a bad place to park.
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post #89 of 90 Old 01-05-2008, 06:54 AM
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steal their distributor caps that will teach them. or put up a sign that says I WORSHIP SATAN that'll scare em off. Just kidding have their ***** towed

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post #90 of 90 Old 01-05-2008, 09:19 AM
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bump. We need an update

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