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Unread 05-16-2013, 09:30 AM   #1
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one bad *** soccer mom

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Unread 05-16-2013, 02:53 PM   #2
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Holy ****! That thing launched hard and arrow straight.
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Unread 05-16-2013, 03:11 PM   #3
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Front end came up way too much and bounced = bad. And it was a heads up race, the Jeep red lit...
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Unread 05-18-2013, 04:08 PM   #4
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Front end came up way too much and bounced = bad. And it was a heads up race, the Jeep red lit...

Who cares about all that. A Jeep riding it out on 2 wheels going down the track is badass!

On a side note a buddy of mine has one of those and they are a blast to drive
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Unread 05-19-2013, 10:24 PM   #5
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You do not have any need for a vehicle like that ever... with that being said, how much is a down payment on one of those? That'd look real nice in front of my house.
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Unread 05-19-2013, 10:28 PM   #6
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thats one fast brick getting slung down that track lol
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Unread 05-19-2013, 10:42 PM   #7
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My mom's beastmobile. V70R. I drove it to high school for a week when me and my dad were putting the lift on my Jeep. Soccer mom sleepers FTW! 300hp turbo I5 AWD




First part is what my mom's car sounds like. Second part is with a chip.





Turbo lag was a very real thing in this car, but the AWD grip was awesome. Probably one of the few instances in which a kid wasn't opposed to driving his mom's Volvo wagon to practice!
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Unread 05-19-2013, 11:48 PM   #8
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Did you show your mom the video?

And how much are speeding tickets where you are at... Lol...

Did about 15 years ago 140 mph on the autobahn on my motorcycle. It was pretty fast, the mirrors went inwards, and the pressure on my helmet was so high so I had to slow down in order to turn my head. And the lane seemed only maybe 2-3 feet wide.... But awesome great feeling...
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Unread 05-19-2013, 11:56 PM   #9
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Did you show your mom the video?

And how much are speeding tickets where you are at... Lol...

Did about 15 years ago 140 mph on the autobahn on my motorcycle. It was pretty fast, the mirrors went inwards, and the pressure on my helmet was so high so I had to slow down in order to turn my head. And the lane seemed only maybe 2-3 feet wide.... But awesome great feeling...
Lol. Those aren't me, just videos I pulled off YouTube. The second vid is of an S60R, same motor/drivetrain just in sedan form.
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Unread 05-20-2013, 12:05 AM   #10
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Aaahaaaaa..... Lol
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Unread 05-20-2013, 09:19 AM   #11
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Holy ****! That thing launched hard and arrow straight.
That's what she said..
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Unread 05-20-2013, 09:44 AM   #12
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That's what she said..
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Unread 05-20-2013, 11:13 AM   #13
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Lol. Those aren't me, just videos I pulled off YouTube. The second vid is of an S60R, same motor/drivetrain just in sedan form.
Your Mom might believe that, but I'm not sure I do...
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Unread 05-21-2013, 08:15 PM   #14
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Your Mom might believe that, but I'm not sure I do...
Lol. I've taken video of driving her car before, but it hasn't been anything good enough to upload.
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