I could see the conversation Jim Tuck had with the hardware store:
Clerk: "Good Morning, how may I help you?"
Jim Tuck: "No time to talk, Jeeves. Where do you keep your valve core removers"
Clerk: "Ok? Sir, we keep them on aisle 5 next to air pumps and-- (Jim cuts him off here)
Jim Tuck: "Outta my way, boss, I'm in a rush. (Jim runs to aisle 5, eating a Slim Jim on the way to hold him over while heavy breathing)
Clerk: "Sir, can I ask why the rush?"
Jim Tuck: "The valve core remover I keep in my glove box JUST broke, I need a replacement ASAP, you have no idea of the urgency"
Clerk: "Do you have a flat tire you need to replace? I could give you a hand if you like, we have the jack out back"
Jim Tuck: "No, no, you don't understand. I buy and keep these in my glove box specifically for YJs parked on the grass when parking lots run out of spaces. It's my thing. It's all I have going for me, and I feel as though I give back to the community...one YJ at a time."
Clerk: "Sir, you're an idiot"
Jim Tuck: "That's Dr. Idiot to you (heavy breathing with Slim Jim breath"
Theme music: "Cause he's JIIIIIMMMMMMM TUCK, he keeps a valve core remover in his GLOOOOOOOOOVE BOX"
Originally Posted by Jerry Bransford
You'll play hell cutting in front of any veteran waiting his turn to piss on Jane Fonda's grave and you sure as hell won't cut in front of me.
hurr durr I gots a truk