Official Poseur Club, Join Here

GoGo · 02-15-2006, 12:25 PM

After reading the thread about Rubicon owners and poseurs, I would like to welcome others to the first official Jeep Poseur club!

I, of course, as the founding member, will be member number one.

Just like the title says, you must be a poseur, or perceived by someone else who knows absolutely nothing about you as a poseur. This is not limited to Jeeps and their use/mods/etc, but is open to anything you have or do.

Got a Gold plated hood ornament that you wear on a necklace, but get scared when the starter gun fires at a local track meet? You qualify!

Do you own/wear a jersey/shirt/sweater from any professional team that you have never been an actual player on, or with someone else's name on it? You qualify!

Do you own a Jeep but never take it off road? You qualify!

Do you own a Brittney Spears CD? You qualify, but we don't want you anyways.

Do you have a blender with 400 speeds, but only use two of them to make slushies? You qualify.

Do you have a computer with 5 Terabytes of memory, a 500 THz processor and a dial up modem to connect to the internet? You qualify!

Our intentions are to bring all poseurs out of the closet and to the forefront to let the world know "I'm here, I'm proud, I'm a poseur!"

Please feel free to tell us how to spend our money and use these purchases, as we obviously can't make a decision that will keep the rest of the sheeple happy.

This is tongue in cheek, not meant to offend, just verbalizing what, I'm sure , others feel.

Carry on, and lighten up Francis.

TJgreg · 02-15-2006, 12:29 PM

my rubi is a dd and i use it on the ROAD

do I qualify?

**neZZr** · 02-15-2006, 12:34 PM

LOFL

GoGo · 02-15-2006, 12:53 PM

TJGreg not only do you qualify, you can be the VP!

**ltmke11** · 02-15-2006, 01:19 PM

HOF !

(assuming we have a HOF Sub-Forum)

plmoss21 · 02-15-2006, 01:26 PM

I like to spend all of my money on jeep parts, get underneath it, get dirty, bust all of my knuckles, and pretend to know what I am doing. Can I join please.

grandman97 · 02-15-2006, 01:26 PM

damn posers.

blumeeny · 02-15-2006, 03:18 PM

I do go off road, but have no desire to destroy any vehicle on a trail that should be walked up. ( in all fairness if I had the" third trimester" gut and WalMart sneaks most extreme roaders have, I might not be so keen to walk). I also think that any motor larger than 4.7 is a cast iron cack extension. I am so posing

jeverett · 02-15-2006, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blumeeny

I do go off road, but have no desire to destroy any vehicle on a trail that should be walked up. ( in all fairness if I had the" third trimester" gut and WalMart sneaks most extreme roaders have, I might not be so keen to walk). I also think that any motor larger than 4.7 is a cast iron cack extension. I am so posing

wow, I hope this is supposed to be sarcastic. If not the ignorance in this post almost equals that of the 12th century

Difranco · 02-15-2006, 03:44 PM

Sign me Up.

I'm Number 13!

blumeeny · 02-15-2006, 03:49 PM

"wow, I hope this is supposed to be sarcastic. If not the ignorance in this post almost equals that of the 12th century"

How insensitive of me. Of course, every guy who has ever driven up a waterfall has a thyroid condition. The morbidly obese should be able to enjoy nature just like the rest of us posuers can. I feel so ashamed.

Of course it was sarcastic. It's something we city folk do, since guzzling fire water and punching the missus doesn't count as amusement outside NM.

jeverett · 02-15-2006, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blumeeny

"wow, I hope this is supposed to be sarcastic. If not the ignorance in this post almost equals that of the 12th century"

How insensitive of me. Of course, every guy who has ever driven up a waterfall has a thyroid condition. The morbidly obese should be able to enjoy nature just like the rest of us posuers can. I feel so ashamed.

Of course it was sarcastic. It's something we city folk do, since guzzling fire water and punching the missus doesn't count as amusement outside NM.

I just wasn't sure since the last person I talked to from the ontario, CA area actually seemed to think that way. that was a fun conversation.

Besides, we don't have waterfalls do drive up out here, and we don't guzzle firewater out here, it is cheap tequila and cheap beer, we are a poor state.

And our normal drunken pastime is not beating our wife, it is driving

Oh, and I don't feel like joining this club, but can I just post in your thread and put the club in my sig anyway to make it look like I joined?

TJay2004 · 02-15-2006, 04:06 PM

Is poseur French for poser?

**HeavyMetal** · 02-15-2006, 04:08 PM

how witty is this

godsowndrnk · 02-15-2006, 04:10 PM

I guess that I'm going to have to join. I never thought I was a poseur, but some of the guys on here make me feel like one. I think that some of them have the mentality that if you haven't spent $30K on a Rubi and then done another $10K in upgrades, then you have no business here. That being said, me and my '97 TJ (with only a BB and 32's) will be at the first meeting.

02-15-2006, 12:53 PM	#4
GoGo Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: South St Paul, MN Posts: 97 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	TJGreg not only do you qualify, you can be the VP! __________________ 2004 "Electric Lime Green Pearl" Rubicon Poseur Jeep Club Member # 1 I'd feel safer hunting with Cheney than, going for a drive with Ted Kennedy.

02-15-2006, 01:26 PM	#6
plmoss21 Registered User Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Cookeville TN Posts: 118 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	I like to spend all of my money on jeep parts, get underneath it, get dirty, bust all of my knuckles, and pretend to know what I am doing. Can I join please. __________________ [URL=http://www.geocities.com/sinddy96/]http://www.geocities.com/sinddy96/[/URL]

02-15-2006, 03:44 PM	#10
Difranco Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 631 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	Sign me Up. I'm Number 13! __________________ Orange Jeep Club Member #13--Metalhead Jeep Club Member #13--Poseur Jeep Club Member #13 Gun Control: Means never having to say "I missed you!" FOR SALE: OE Rubicon Shocks / OE Rear Bumper / OE 3rd Brake light / OE Front Trackbar / OE Rear Trackbar -- PM for details and make your best offer.

02-15-2006, 04:06 PM	#13
TJay2004 Registered User Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 80 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	Is poseur French for poser? __________________ 2004 Red TJ Sport 4.0L, 3.73, and Dana 44 Rear 2" Suspension lift 3/4" Daystar Front Coil Spacers(made it level) 31"x10.5" Dick Cepek FC II's on MT Classic II Wheels Sirius Satellite Radio Olympic sliders Rubicon fender flares TKH Rear Bumper More to come....of course...

02-15-2006, 01:26 PM	#7
grandman97 Web Wheeler Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Trumbull,CT Posts: 1,196 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	damn posers.

02-15-2006, 03:18 PM	#8
blumeeny Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ontario, CA. Posts: 60 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	I do go off road, but have no desire to destroy any vehicle on a trail that should be walked up. ( in all fairness if I had the" third trimester" gut and WalMart sneaks most extreme roaders have, I might not be so keen to walk). I also think that any motor larger than 4.7 is a cast iron cack extension. I am so posing

02-15-2006, 03:49 PM	#11
blumeeny Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ontario, CA. Posts: 60 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	"wow, I hope this is supposed to be sarcastic. If not the ignorance in this post almost equals that of the 12th century" How insensitive of me. Of course, every guy who has ever driven up a waterfall has a thyroid condition. The morbidly obese should be able to enjoy nature just like the rest of us posuers can. I feel so ashamed. Of course it was sarcastic. It's something we city folk do, since guzzling fire water and punching the missus doesn't count as amusement outside NM.

02-15-2006, 04:10 PM	#15
godsowndrnk Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Winchester, VA Posts: 73 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	I guess that I'm going to have to join. I never thought I was a poseur, but some of the guys on here make me feel like one. I think that some of them have the mentality that if you haven't spent $30K on a Rubi and then done another $10K in upgrades, then you have no business here. That being said, me and my '97 TJ (with only a BB and 32's) will be at the first meeting.