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Old 10-18-2008, 11:33 AM   #1
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Off Road Quotes

So I am looking for some off road quotes, my gf does scrapbooks and was hired to make one for the club and we are looking for some good quotes to put in for off roading such as:

"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction, and sometimes a scar"

So post your favorites or w.e you have made up!

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Old 10-18-2008, 11:37 AM   #2
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Old 10-18-2008, 11:52 AM   #3
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****, ****, oh ****!

What's that sound?

It's cool, I've got skid plates.

I sure hope that ghetto fab (part) that I made holds.

This bumper was built to be banged into rocks.
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Old 10-18-2008, 12:07 PM   #4
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Old 10-18-2008, 02:37 PM   #5
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Old 10-18-2008, 02:46 PM   #6
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Old 10-18-2008, 04:33 PM   #7
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Old 10-18-2008, 04:34 PM   #8
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Old 10-18-2008, 04:43 PM   #9
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Old 10-18-2008, 04:45 PM   #10
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Old 10-18-2008, 05:02 PM   #11
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Old 10-18-2008, 07:19 PM   #12
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Old 10-18-2008, 07:27 PM   #13
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Old 10-18-2008, 07:35 PM   #15
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