Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.
So this is the tale of our castaways,
they're here for a long, long time.
They'll have to make the best of things,
it's an uphill climb.
The first mate and his skipper too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable,
in the tropic island nest.
No phones, no lights, no motor cars,
not a single luxury.
Like Robinson Crusoe,
it's primitive as can be.
So join us here each week my friend,
you're sure to get a smile.
From seven stranded Castaways,
Here on Gilligan's Isle.
You don't need a parachute to skydive... You need a parachute to skydive TWICE!!!
Up here - we go by results, when you preached, people slept. When he flew, people prayed.
Originally Posted by vindicated
It's like dads new mistress. You hate her until you see her boobs.
Originally Posted by ionakana
I bet the new bike riding monkey will pedal a lot faster!
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, A, B, select, Start
All 'Select' did was move the indicator down to 2 Players if the title had already stopped its side-scroll, or cancel the side-scroll if it hadn't stopped yet. It wasn't an integral button in the code. And it's just B-A, not A-B-A-B.
I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do expect they pay for them.
[B][I]Ash from Army of Darkness[/I][/B][QUOTE]Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?[/QUOTE]