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Unread 02-25-2009, 08:42 AM   #1
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non compliant wife

My wife isn't living up to her expectations (ie. ironing, cleaning, cooking properly, etc...) What is the best course of action? Should I work on a reward basis (like give her a candy bar for doing her job) or should I work on a punishment basis? Or should I just trade her in alltogether for a newer model? Anyone on here have compliant wives, and what do you do? I've contacted the manufacturer (her parents) and they seem to offer no help. What is the process of reclaiming my dowry if this issue cannot be resolved?

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Unread 02-25-2009, 08:44 AM   #2
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That's not how it works. The parents pay YOU to take her, that's a dowry. If you return her, I would suspect that in addition to the dowry, you would owe for wear and tear. I hope you didn't slaughter the sheep and cows you got.
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Unread 02-25-2009, 08:47 AM   #3
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oh man! I had to pay for HER! No wonder she doesn't work properly.
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Unread 02-25-2009, 09:08 AM   #4
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Work together on these issues help her.
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Unread 02-25-2009, 09:11 AM   #5
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do the reward system but instead of a candy bar try something that you can both enjoy like some sexy undies. then everyone wins
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Unread 02-25-2009, 09:14 AM   #6
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Burn her house down!!

wait...what?
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[QUOTE=XJIceQueen98;3719459]and on that note.. i'm going to play with them till i fall asleep[/QUOTE]


[QUOTE=micifus] Its like a little voice in side your head constantly saying Boobs, Boobs, Boobs, Boobs.
Sometimes I am able to silence it with rational thought but in the end it always makes a more clear, rational argument. Boobs.[/QUOTE]
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Unread 02-25-2009, 09:15 AM   #7
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Maybe your lacking in the bedroom. I throw my wife a shot and she does all kinds of things for me. We have been together thirty years now. We do however split the chores.
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Unread 02-25-2009, 09:18 AM   #8
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be a ****ing man and help her out with stuff instead of sitting on your *** and watching your **** disappear.
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Unread 02-25-2009, 09:24 AM   #9
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TRAID HER *** IN FOR A NEWER FASTER BETER MODLE AND I DO MEAN MODLE LOL . na man if she has changer her aditued something has changed in her life ( friends, depretion, ) i would talk to her and work on a gift/punishment baceis, hold out on sex ( belive it or not it works ) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but back to what i was saying NEW MODLES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Unread 02-25-2009, 09:25 AM   #10
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O and split the chorse if she is working or if you have kids if she is stay at home wife no kids NEW MODLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Unread 02-25-2009, 09:25 AM   #11
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i was gonna post something...but then remembered that wouldnt make me a compliant female...because i shouldnt interrupt when the men are talking
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Unread 02-25-2009, 09:27 AM   #12
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i was gonna post something...but then remembered that wouldnt make me a compliant female...because i shouldnt interrupt when the men are talking
it's okay, as long as your laptop is on the kitchen counter.
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i was gonna post something...but then remembered that wouldnt make me a compliant female...because i shouldnt interrupt when the men are talking
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Unread 02-25-2009, 09:28 AM   #15
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Here is a guide maybe she never read it before

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