no one has asked a bartender - JeepForum.com
Search  
Sign Up   Today's Posts
User: Pass: Remember?
Advertise Here
Jeep Home Jeep Forum Jeep Classifieds Jeep Registry JeepSpace Jeep Reviews Jeep Gallery Jeep Clubs Jeep Groups Jeep Videos Jeep Events Jeep Articles
Go Back JeepForum.com > General > General Discussion > no one has asked a bartender

FS: Jeep Fog Light LED Bulbs! Several Brightness Options! Clayton Off Road JK Short Arm Suspension Kits~Artec JK 1 TON SWAP~

Reply
Unread 01-31-2009, 09:36 AM   #1
bigj1974
Registered User
1999 TJ Wrangler 
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Amarillo, TX
Posts: 2,328
no one has asked a bartender

keep it that way.

if you ask me questions, I will tell you to go away in the most extreme manner allowed on this forum without getting banned.

now saddle up, get wasted, tip and get out.


if you are stopped for DUI by Mr Po-lice, I don't know you, never seen you, hope you and Bubba have a nice life together.

bigj1974 is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-31-2009, 09:40 AM   #2
timmyt
Registered User
2006 LJ Wrangler 
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Neither here nor there
Posts: 745
what is your favortie holiday to tend bar?
__________________
2006 LJ Rubicon. 2.5"RC BB/BL kit. 285/75/16 BFG KM2's on Moabs.

timmyt is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-31-2009, 09:45 AM   #3
DShizzle
My daughter is SAXON
 
DShizzle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Keller, Tx
Posts: 206
Do bartenders really give (problem) customers a soapy glass to give them the runs?

Do visene eye drops in a drink really make them groggy or messed up?
__________________
"Political Correctness is a Doctrine, fostered by a delusional,
illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous
mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end".
DShizzle is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-31-2009, 09:49 AM   #4
bigj1974
Registered User
1999 TJ Wrangler 
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Amarillo, TX
Posts: 2,328
Quote:
Originally Posted by timmyt View Post
what is your favortie holiday to tend bar?


the day called "timmyt Eats Dirt Day." It's always great. I get to punch you in groin and then stomp on your neck while you're down and make fun of you for your spelling prowess as well as your newfound operatic career as a soprano.

and everyone comes to watch the blessed annual event.
I have to put up with making mbj Pink Ladies, but it's worth the hassle.


now go away.

Last edited by bigj1974; 01-31-2009 at 09:53 AM.. Reason: indubitably!
bigj1974 is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-31-2009, 09:51 AM   #5
bigj1974
Registered User
1999 TJ Wrangler 
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Amarillo, TX
Posts: 2,328
Quote:
Originally Posted by SAXON View Post
Do bartenders really give (problem) customers a soapy glass to give them the runs?

this as far as I know is myth.

if I wanna give someone problems I will give them a cement mixer (Bailey's and Lime Juice).



Quote:
Do visene eye drops in a drink really make them groggy or messed up?

ask your mom.


now go away.
bigj1974 is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-31-2009, 09:53 AM   #6
jeb3
Registered User
2007 JK Wrangler 
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Myrtle Beach
Posts: 164
Do you drink alot while working?
jeb3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-31-2009, 09:57 AM   #7
DShizzle
My daughter is SAXON
 
DShizzle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Keller, Tx
Posts: 206
Do the women get better looking to a bartender at closing time?
__________________
"Political Correctness is a Doctrine, fostered by a delusional,
illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous
mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end".
DShizzle is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-31-2009, 09:57 AM   #8
bigj1974
Registered User
1999 TJ Wrangler 
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Amarillo, TX
Posts: 2,328
Quote:
Originally Posted by jeb3 View Post
Do you drink alot while working?
only when I have to put up with hayseeds named jeb.


now go away. but please come back. it's fun drinking on the job.
bigj1974 is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-31-2009, 10:01 AM   #9
timmyt
Registered User
2006 LJ Wrangler 
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Neither here nor there
Posts: 745
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigj1974 View Post
the day called "timmyt Eats Dirt Day." It's always great. I get to punch you in groin and then stomp on your neck while you're down and make fun of you for your spelling prowess as well as your newfound operatic career as a soprano.

and everyone comes to watch the blessed annual event.
I have to put up with making mbj Pink Ladies, but it's worth the hassle.


now go away.
i have never heard of this eventful day. when is it?
__________________
2006 LJ Rubicon. 2.5"RC BB/BL kit. 285/75/16 BFG KM2's on Moabs.

timmyt is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-31-2009, 10:01 AM   #10
bigj1974
Registered User
1999 TJ Wrangler 
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Amarillo, TX
Posts: 2,328
Quote:
Originally Posted by SAXON View Post
Do the women get better looking to a bartender at closing time?

this is the second time you have asked a question of me. You are trying my patience.

but since I'm here.....no. All the women are ugly. They've been in Vegas since the 50s and have tanned, leathery skin full of wrinkles. And the ones that are young enough to be cute, are meth addicts and missing teeth, which might work for some of you perverts.

the best women though are full of visene.


now go away, kid. you bother me.
bigj1974 is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-31-2009, 10:01 AM   #11
jeb3
Registered User
2007 JK Wrangler 
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Myrtle Beach
Posts: 164
ok, Im back. Ever tell a girl at closing time shes had to much to drink and offer your services "to drive her home?"
jeb3 is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-31-2009, 10:04 AM   #12
bigj1974
Registered User
1999 TJ Wrangler 
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Amarillo, TX
Posts: 2,328
Quote:
Originally Posted by timmyt View Post
i have never heard of this eventful day. when is it?

basically, it's once a year...the one day you come out from your basement and step away from the computer long enough to wanna try to find a date that doesn't consist of pixels.

the date changes every year, depending on your mood.

You've been so wasted in the past, I am not surprised you can't remember.


Go away. again. before I have to find a JF law enforcement type to 86 you.
bigj1974 is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-31-2009, 10:08 AM   #13
DShizzle
My daughter is SAXON
 
DShizzle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Keller, Tx
Posts: 206
Do you ever consider your profession (and the benefit to your patrons) as kinda like a psychologist and a plastic surgeon...helping people with advise and making women look better?

Do you have any customers like Cliff or Norm?
__________________
"Political Correctness is a Doctrine, fostered by a delusional,
illogical, liberal minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous
mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end".
DShizzle is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-31-2009, 10:08 AM   #14
Minivan
Registered User
2001 WJ 
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Long Beach
Posts: 244
How do you get people that you don't want in your bar to never come back?
Minivan is offline   Reply With Quote
Unread 01-31-2009, 10:09 AM   #15
bigj1974
Registered User
1999 TJ Wrangler 
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Amarillo, TX
Posts: 2,328
Quote:
Originally Posted by jeb3 View Post
ok, Im back.
so THAT's what that smell is.


Quote:
Ever tell a girl at closing time shes had to much to drink and offer your services "to drive her home?"
I don't have to tell them anything. The say they need a cab, I offer a topless ride. I win.


now fix your spelling and grammar, or I shall have to institute
"National Wack a Hayseed Day."
bigj1974 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Thread Tools


Suggested Threads





Jeep, Wrangler, Cherokee, Grand Cherokee, and other models are copyrighted and trademarked to Jeep/Chrysler Corporation. JeepForum.com is not in any way associated with Jeep or the Chrysler Corp.