New Jeep club sign up roster.

U.S.MarineLJ · 06-25-2005, 10:15 PM

In an effort to add another worthless club to peoples signatures I'm founding the "I love: beer, liquor, beautiful naked women, pornography with beautiful naked women, cigars, and my Jeep more then my wife and or girlfriend club." I had to throw the Jeep thing in there to have some relevance to this forum. Also the only requirements to be an active member in this club would be to partake in one of the things listed in the title of the club. You wouldn't need to agree with everything but I'm sure most red blooded men will concur with at least one or two of the things this club stands for. If anybody has anything to add to the title of this club let me know. And yes this club does contribute something to society. Basically our club would contribute to the local economy by patronizing peddlers of swill and porno, which is more then I can say for the "my Jeep is pink club member #235346526". Oh yeah the contribution is only a by product of drinking beer and buying a playboy/penthouse/hustler/biggums/swank, you really don't have to do anything to contribute. Most of us do one, two or all of the things this club stands for, so why not join anyways? Who's in?

I thought this quote from Old School had some relevance as to the intentions of this club.

“Well legally speaking, there will be a loose affiliation. But we will give nothing back to the *academic community, as well as provide no community service of any kind, this much I promise you.”

*Jeeping/offroad

Vince Vaugan, Old School

**PM Thor** · 06-25-2005, 10:16 PM

In. But this is too short.

U.S.MarineLJ · 06-25-2005, 10:21 PM

Don't forget to assign yourself a number.

james985 · 06-25-2005, 10:34 PM

dude, im in, if you will have me.. while i may only be 22 or whatever with no wife i do like all of the things mentioned.. but as far as the end of it the "wife stuff" i will end it with 'stupid girls' if thats ok

if im in im #3

U.S.MarineLJ · 06-25-2005, 10:38 PM

Sure whatever, like I said some of the things may not apply to all members. I have modified the title to accomodate your situation.

creature · 06-26-2005, 01:47 AM

count me in

james985 · 06-26-2005, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by U.S.MarineLJ

Sure whatever, like I said some of the things may not apply to all members. I have modified the title to accomodate your situation.

sweet ...

phlex234 · 06-26-2005, 01:07 PM

im number version 2.0

james985 · 06-26-2005, 01:37 PM

is it just me or is this club not "G" rated.. i dont care, but someone might

i dunno.. yea.. the paranoia commences

i guess it doesnt matter... NVM

U.S.MarineLJ · 06-26-2005, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by james985

is it just me or is this club not "G" rated.. i dont care, but someone might i dunno.. yea.. the paranoia commences i guess it doesnt matter... NVM

Yeah, it is just you.

mYJ · 06-26-2005, 02:28 PM

Can I be #69

U.S.MarineLJ · 06-26-2005, 02:28 PM

Sure, I don't give a s%#@!

I was wondering how long it was gonna be before someone claimed that number.

phattdraggon · 06-27-2005, 12:34 PM

is there anything you like less than your wife?

badtj05 · 06-27-2005, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by james985

is it just me or is this club not "G" rated.. i dont care, but someone might

i dunno.. yea.. the paranoia commences

i guess it doesnt matter... NVM

As a non registered member of the apathetic jeep club, because I never bothered to join because I don't care, I'd have to say, I don't care.

U.S.MarineLJ · 06-27-2005, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by phattdraggon

is there anything you like less than your wife?

What I meant was I love my Jeep more then my wife. While I do love the other things mentioned they do not superceed the love for my wife.