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post #1 of 34 Old 06-01-2006, 04:10 PM Thread Starter
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Name my next child ....

I was listening to B&T the other day and they were talking names. specifically absurd names people named their kids ... anyone got any good ones they know of?

the one that sticks in my mind is the parents who named their kid "Tijuana Hooker"
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Youra Pig is one I've heard of. All I know for sure is it would suck to bet pulled over.

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I was reading in the news last week that some dude in a gang was shot and killed by a former navy "marksman" (not a sniper, a marksman). Actually both of them were gangbangers. The guy who was killed was none other than Dom Perignon Champagne!
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Bill Lear (of Lear Jet fame), named his daughter Shanda.

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I went to school with two people, and I am totally serious in that their names were:
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Ben Dover is a good one. and my friend knwe somone who wsa Harry Dick.

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I know a guy whose last name is Green and they named their daughter Summer

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And avoid the stripper names like Tiffany and Amber

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i know a girl named Tara joke
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i've heard ppl with the names Harry Byrd and Fonda Peters.
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There was a Mike Hunt who played for the Packers at one time ... also a Harry Colon played for the Lions ...
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One asian customer we had in the shop had a last name that was spelled something like Poupamacraec, and when he picked up his car, he pronounced it "poop in my crack" no joke!

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Broken Condom Davis (assuming that your last name is Davis)(which it probably isn't, but I'm going with that as a name

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