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Unread 06-01-2006, 05:10 PM   #1
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Name my next child ....

I was listening to B&T the other day and they were talking names. specifically absurd names people named their kids ... anyone got any good ones they know of?

the one that sticks in my mind is the parents who named their kid "Tijuana Hooker"

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Unread 06-01-2006, 05:18 PM   #2
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Youra Pig is one I've heard of. All I know for sure is it would suck to bet pulled over.
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Unread 06-01-2006, 05:30 PM   #3
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I was reading in the news last week that some dude in a gang was shot and killed by a former navy "marksman" (not a sniper, a marksman). Actually both of them were gangbangers. The guy who was killed was none other than Dom Perignon Champagne!
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Unread 06-01-2006, 06:11 PM   #4
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Bill Lear (of Lear Jet fame), named his daughter Shanda.
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Unread 06-01-2006, 06:41 PM   #5
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I went to school with two people, and I am totally serious in that their names were:
Mike Hunt
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Mike Hawk.

Neither one's real full name was Michael either.
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Unread 06-01-2006, 06:43 PM   #6
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Ben Dover is a good one. and my friend knwe somone who wsa Harry Dick.
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Unread 06-01-2006, 07:02 PM   #7
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I know a guy whose last name is Green and they named their daughter Summer
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Unread 06-01-2006, 07:12 PM   #8
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Pine Apple
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And avoid the stripper names like Tiffany and Amber
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Unread 06-01-2006, 07:36 PM   #9
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i know a girl named Tara Labia..no joke
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Unread 06-01-2006, 07:41 PM   #10
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Unread 06-01-2006, 09:47 PM   #11
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i've heard ppl with the names Harry Byrd and Fonda Peters.
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Unread 06-01-2006, 09:51 PM   #12
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There was a Mike Hunt who played for the Packers at one time ... also a Harry Colon played for the Lions ...
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Unread 06-01-2006, 10:46 PM   #13
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the girls soccer coach at my school is Dick Long

My grandpa's neighbor named their daughters "Iletta" and "Uletta" and their last name was "Fartee"...
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Unread 06-01-2006, 11:06 PM   #14
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One asian customer we had in the shop had a last name that was spelled something like Poupamacraec, and when he picked up his car, he pronounced it "poop in my crack" no joke!
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Unread 06-01-2006, 11:08 PM   #15
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Broken Condom Davis (assuming that your last name is Davis)(which it probably isn't, but I'm going with that as a name
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