TheTinCan, actually your wife is a hotty, if she wasn't in their with you to offset your ugly, your window would have blown up with the force of an atomic bomb. Probably would have killed a few small dogs and a child or 2 in the process. We can all thank humanity for her beauty.
Oh and you better apologize for even thinking she might not be beautiful. I can see when you both hit 80, she is gonna crack you in the head with a shovel and while you are wondering "What the hell?" She will tell you "That is for calling me ugly on JF in 08!" Fix it now while you can.
Originally Posted by PM Thor
My "cracked windshield" story is pretty stupid.
Hey, there's a spider on the inside of my windshield! Throw a punch at it to smash it, proceed to smash the windshield instead.
I am brilliant.
NO you are not, but if you keep saying it outloud someday even you may believe it.
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