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Old05-24-2005, 06:15 PM #1
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My retard sister's friend drove into a house. Idiot.

All I can say is what a f-in idiot.



I'll explain my 30 second paint drawing.

1. She was flying down this road at (what a witness says) around 50 (speed limit 25), when she thought "I think I'll take a left, screw using brakes, I'm a kid that knows everything about driving, and I'm invincible. Oh, and my Ford Explorer handles like a Lotus."

2. Here is where she thinks "Sh**!, I'm F-d" as she plows down a stop sign, hops the curve and left ruts a half a foot deep.

3. She then plows through half of a huge a pine tree (the kind that have branches all the way to the ground), missing the trunk by about a half foot.

4. Narrowly misses a boat.

5. Plows through the branches of another pine tree

6. Smashes into house, knocking it off the foundation and totaling the truck.


Again, what a fricken idiot. Wow.

And sorry I don't have pics. The truck was towed away well before I got home, and I don't have a digital camera.

Oh yeah, she was driving with a permit with one of her friends, and it was her dad's truck.
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Old05-24-2005, 06:24 PM #2
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Did you hear her yell "Hey, yall! Watch This!" ?
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Old05-24-2005, 06:24 PM #3
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Old05-24-2005, 06:28 PM #4
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a drunk did pretty much the same thing around the corner from my house about a year ago, it was an explorer to, ended up in the living room of a cop , and two years before that 10 houses away some girl put her dads camaro in gear and ended up in his living room.....I think I'm gonna go build a wall
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Old05-24-2005, 06:30 PM #5
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And people thought that women were bad drivers. She is my heroine! Just think when she has kids, she'll teach them to drive too!
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Old05-24-2005, 06:30 PM #6
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through this entire episode, "hit the brakes" didnt occur like a good choice?
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Old05-24-2005, 06:41 PM #7
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through this entire episode, "hit the brakes" didnt occur like a good choice?
yeah, no -=-=-=-=, or at least, "take foot off of accelerator" I mean damn, do go through all that and still take out the house, she had to still have her foot in teh throttle.

damn stupid people driving
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Old05-24-2005, 06:50 PM #8
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Its a ford.....with how screwey their cruise control is she may have had the brake to the floor and the engine would've been gunned......or fear took over the second she over shot the corner and did some landscaping.....
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Old05-24-2005, 08:12 PM #9
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Old people do this all the time. It's the classic, "I mistook the gas for the brake..but kept firm pressure for a good half minute" routine.
My parents live on a busy street and my dad has, for years, wanted to put 6" steel pipes in front of our house and fill them with concrete. Apparently about 3 years ago someone crashed into the house they live in..took out the fire hydrant and everything. The cool thing about the pipes is their bushes would hide them from view. The maniac would think they are in for a soft landing...NOPE!
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Old05-24-2005, 08:24 PM #10
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Its a ford.....with how screwey their cruise control is she may have had the brake to the floor and the engine would've been gunned......or fear took over the second she over shot the corner and did some landscaping.....

I dont think she would have had the cruise control set at 50 going through a residential area. But who knows.
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Old05-24-2005, 08:29 PM #11
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now, whos stupider then me? i didn't wreck my vehicle, and it was MY truck

anymoose, ******* kids these days.
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Old05-24-2005, 09:03 PM #12
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haha, reminds me when a dumb friend of a friend slammed into an electical box killing the power to part of my town, the stoplights died, the power died, and yet I still had to go to class in the dark! (But luckly for my "jeep thing" I had a handful of maglights )
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This is why retards shouldn't be allowed to drive.

Oh yeah, is she cute?
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Old05-24-2005, 09:08 PM #14
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Was she driving this car?

[EDIT]

Just saw War Eagle's reply.

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Old05-24-2005, 09:16 PM #15
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ROFLMAO Pancake. I completely forgot about that moron.
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