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11-08-2008, 10:26 PM
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my girlfriend...
Just walked out the door, with my parting words of "Fine, leave, but make sure I have your key and garage door opener"
So, having her key, garage door opener, and all her useless **** am I: A) thrilled B) burdened by the fact that I now have to haul all her stuff out to the desert, shoot it, then take it to the dump God I hope she doesn't turn around... 
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11-08-2008, 10:29 PM
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Damn, you must have pissed her off but good... Nicely done.
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11-08-2008, 10:31 PM
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I ate what?
 
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Don't forget C.) Glad you mode those "secret tapes" that you want to share with your friends
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11-08-2008, 10:33 PM
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I think it's safe to say you can start referring to her as your "X" girlfriend now.
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11-08-2008, 10:35 PM
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11-08-2008, 10:37 PM
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Addendum: She has since returned home, and she's sitting in my walk-in closet looking at photographs. I, on the other hand, am looking at lesbian porn in my office, drinking beer. ahhh, the joys of being able to cover the mortgage on your own. I just plain 'ole don't give a **** whether she stays or goes.
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11-08-2008, 10:38 PM
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11-08-2008, 10:39 PM
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11-08-2008, 10:40 PM
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I ate what?
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11-08-2008, 10:44 PM
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If you don't remember Quan, well, then Wonder what ever happened to that guy. He rocked the crazy monkey avatar
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11-08-2008, 10:51 PM
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I ate what?
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11-08-2008, 10:54 PM
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Well then, you rock the crazy monkey avatar. Rock it like my girlfriend just got rocked in her emotions (by emotions, I mean I'm not playing her silly games anymore)
Here's to the piano in the garage. BACK LATER //out
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11-08-2008, 11:05 PM
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Don't forget to post pictures in the hottest wife or girlfriend now!
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11-08-2008, 11:12 PM
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You can sell all her stuff ... hence furthering the research and development on your jeep...
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