My girl is cheating

[seanyb505]

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I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My girlfriend has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my girlfriend I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my Jeep next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, when I was laying next to my jeep that I noticed the brake line was leaking

Should I jb weld it or will duct tape do the trick just fine?

[harleysilo]

REALLY FUNNY.

[Shorty]

Good one!

Who cut your brake line?

[Grewe02]

Good for her. Sounds like she's covering all her bases pretty well.

[JimenyFKrickets]

[edit] I get the joke now

[jonzer12]

Lol, come on people the guy is posting a joke, this has been around for a long time. Did you miss the punch line?

[paroxysym]

thats funny.... um so i take it she isnt cheating?

[sharpie]

seen this....

[98JEEPTJ]

That sounds exactly like my ex. You should probably just replace both of them. JB Weld will never get rid of that erie feeling you have thinking "I wonder if that will hold or should I just replace it?"

[Red_Ak_Ranger]

I'm sorry man ill start droppin your gf off at the front door.

[Rookie130]

Ever try bending new brake lines?

[TJforlife]

The real root question here is wether she is cheating. As a fellow jeeper.......give me her cell phone # and I will tell you if she is unfaithfull.

[rjt36]

I don't get it......

[gregmondro]

That sounds like a Problem...

[RollerHman]

it was a good short story, even if it may not have been yours...