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post #1 of 27 Old 08-19-2013, 11:43 AM Thread Starter
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Momentary Musings....

The cat is giving me the stink-eye because I won't give her any more Fancy feast type wet food. And she is exceptionally adept at vocalizing her concerns.

There is no "Snooze Button" on a hungry cat.

Political correctness has rendered many old classics un-makeable in todays political climate.

The Duck Dynasty star has more class than Oprah. Both were recently "profiled" based on their looks, something that happens to every one of us every day. One laughed it off, one played the victim/race card. You be the judge of character.

Commercial Ads on TV and Serius radio are louder than the programs they interrupt. Who authorizes this? And who do we complain to?

The douchbag with the "TEA PARTIES ARE FOR LITTLE GIRLS" T-shirt I saw entering a local Starbucks this morning needs to grow a pair, stop wearing plaid golf shorts, stop driving driving a beat-up Subaru to save the world, and get a job. My taxes pay for your douchbaggery. Google "Jason" living the Rat Life for perspective.

Cats are perfectly capable of landing on their feet when thrown out the back door.


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post #2 of 27 Old 08-19-2013, 11:56 AM
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To the piece of **** who deems it necessary to put bumpers stickers degrading my country and president all over his Ferd 350, who seemingly is clueless that he is dividing this country more than any president ever could.

Also, cats are worthless.


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18 month son - Eatin'

Me- What else does the cat do?

Son - Poop.

Me - What else?

Son - Eat.


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I thought the Duck Dynasty thing was funny. Seems all high profile black celebrities or politicians these days all now have a new agenda since the whole Trayvon Martin thing.




I mean I've called the race card on a few people on this forum for actual racist comments, but hell, some people would think what I put above is racist these days lol.
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I thought the Duck Dynasty thing was funny. Seems all high profile black celebrities or politicians these days all now have a new agenda since the whole Trayvon Martin thing.

I mean I've called the race card on a few people on this forum for actual racist comments, but hell, some people would think what I put above is racist these days lol.


you monstrous right wing bigot !


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On the Starbucks theme, to the woman causing the line to back up so that you can gripe incessantly to the minimum-wage barista about how Corporate needs to have more gluten-free options in the food case because you are one of three people in the region who think it is more than just a fad diet: GTFO, and take you hairy-legged, progressive, hippie bulls--t with you! Some people have actual jobs that they need to get to...

My rant excludes those that might actually have an allergic reaction to gluten, but not those who read about it in O! magazine and think they do.

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On the Starbucks theme, to the woman causing the line to back up so that you can gripe incessantly to the minimum-wage barista about how Corporate needs to have more gluten-free options in the food case because you are one of three people to think it is more than just a fad diet: GTFO, and take you hairy-legged, progressive, hippie bulls--t with you! Some people have actual jobs that they need to get to...
This made my day, just thought I'd share that haha!
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To the piece of **** who deems it necessary to put bumpers stickers degrading my country and president all over his Ferd 350, who seemingly is clueless that he is dividing this country more than any president ever could.

Also, cats are worthless.
I would never put a bumper sticker degrading my country on my truck your president however you can keep the change I'll keep my guns my money and my freedom and its a ferd 250.

Also yes cats are worthless
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Canned Chilis suck, but when served over Fritos, buried in Sharp Cheddar cheese, and nuked for a couple minutes, they can be allowed to suffice if nothing else is available. Provided the Tapatio, or it's better, is sprinkled on top.

One stop light in town has a 30 second red light and a 2 second green light. WTF?

Tourists should be required to pass a test of State Driving Laws (and common sense) before being allowed to cross State lines.

Per the comedian Gallagher: Everybody should have a suction cup "sticky" dart gun. When you see someone doing something stupid in their car, you get to shoot their car. Anybody with 5 or more sticky darts gets pulled over and issued a citation for stupidity... just because.

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