Membership Contest - Page 3

bjf498 · 05-07-2007, 11:51 PM

when i was about 18 i sold parts off my room mates project jeep(he never works on it anyway) and went to wal-mart and got a few weeks worth or roman noodles

**toke** · 05-07-2007, 11:55 PM

ok the drug story or the towing story?

I was a night dispatcher for a tow company who paid me very little so I ran my own tows using the company vehicles and a few dishonest drivers
we were raking in an extra $300 - $500 a week which helped a lot (pregnant wife and high rent)

pamo · 05-08-2007, 08:48 AM

I would make my ex stand outside 24 hour porn shops and offer her services to customers as they left...

I needed a new tv and a winch.

After I got them I left her at a rest stop somewhere in Alabama.

Bhelliom · 05-08-2007, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Ski01xj

Say what you will about our stealing food that was already free, but when you consider we were paying 34k a year and didn't even have one avenue for food after 10pm on campus, that was our justification. There was just nothing.

You know you're desperate when you're stealing free food to make ends meet.

Bhelliom · 05-08-2007, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by pamo

I would make my ex stand outside 24 hour porn shops and offer her services to customers as they left...

I needed a new tv and a winch.

After I got them I left her at a rest stop somewhere in Alabama.

This coming from pamo... I really can't tell if he's being honest or just taking the piss...

Bhelliom · 05-08-2007, 09:46 AM

So far so good guys, Some great material coming from you. If this keeps up its going to be a tough decision.

**FourbyFour** · 05-08-2007, 09:59 AM

To make money in college i stole toilet paper rolls from the multi toilet paper roll dispensers and sold them to people in my building. They weren't the reg sized rolls they were the big *** industrial like 10,000 sheet ones. I sold them for 5 bux a pop to idiots who had the money. I would make about 40 bux a week.

..that and I would always find out what color cup they had at parties so I could get free beer rather than paying $5 for a cup!

SoCoYJ · 05-08-2007, 10:17 AM

This is a story of a friend of mine that did something stupid/crazy for money, not me. This is not for the contest, since it wasn't me doing it.

This happened back during high school, and my buddy didn't usually have enough money for lunch. His normal method was to go person by person at different tables at lunch and ask for either 5 or 10 cents each, that he was short. Sooner or later, he'd have enough for lunch, however there wasn't much time left for getting it and eating.

So one day in the period right before lunch, we had science class. The guy in front of my buddy told him that he'd pay for his lunch if he went to the teacher and asked her if she had a penis. He thought about it for maybe 15 seconds and got up to walk over to the desk. Sure enough, he asked, and not quietly either. The whole class heard. The teacher handled it well though, she simply polled the class and asked if he should get written up for it. I think only 1-2 people voted yes, most said no because he is and he is stupid and hungry. So he didn't get in trouble, and the teacher was actually really cool from then on out.

Rookie130 · 05-08-2007, 01:40 PM

My mother had (RIP) a friend who lived on a river-front property and she was 95 years old at the time. My mom asked me if I were willing to do some yardwork for her and that she would be willing to pay me. Stupid me assumed that since she lived in a nice house on a nice lot that she had good money and that I was gonna get paid pretty well.

I worked there three weekends in a row for 12 hours a day cleaning out gutters, raking leaves (3 acre lot) weeding, trimming, cutting lawn...etc. After it was all said and done, I was exhausted but excited for my certain big payday.

As I was leaving the last day with the $5 she gave me, I almost gave it back to her and said, no thanks, that was just nice, neighborly service since I would have then at least felt good about doing work for this poor, old lady. Instead I kept it and most certainly wasted it on something nonsubstancial.

.10 per hour...does anyone want any help cleaning their lawn? I HAVE experience!

Bhelliom · 05-08-2007, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Rookie130

My mother had (RIP) a friend who lived on a river-front property and she was 95 years old at the time. My mom asked me if I were willing to do some yardwork for her and that she would be willing to pay me. Stupid me assumed that since she lived in a nice house on a nice lot that she had good money and that I was gonna get paid pretty well.

I worked there three weekends in a row for 12 hours a day cleaning out gutters, raking leaves (3 acre lot) weeding, trimming, cutting lawn...etc. After it was all said and done, I was exhausted but excited for my certain big payday.

As I was leaving the last day with the $5 she gave me, I almost gave it back to her and said, no thanks, that was just nice, neighborly service since I would have then at least felt good about doing work for this poor, old lady. Instead I kept it and most certainly wasted it on something nonsubstancial.

.10 per hour...does anyone want any help cleaning their lawn? I HAVE experience!

Haven't you ever seen the Simpson's episode where bart has to do that for the old hag? Everyone knows that old women have no concept of how much time is worth these days....

DeadFrog · 05-08-2007, 02:08 PM

Gah, it's embarrassing, but oh well.

When I first moved away from home I was broke all the time. Between truck payments and rent I was tapped. Well I knew this girl...this really HEAVY girl from work. She wasn't bad looking, just quite heavy. I kinda thought she had a thing for me and one day I was chatting with her at work about how I just had enough to cover my payments and wouldn't be able to get drunk that weekend. So, out of no where she offers to buy me a flat of beer if she can come over that weekend. Long story short, I whored myself out for 24 cans of Molson Canadian. I should have at least insisted on Guinness.

Bhelliom · 05-08-2007, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by TK1455

Gah, it's embarrassing, but oh well.

When I first moved away from home I was broke all the time. Between truck payments and rent I was tapped. Well I knew this girl...this really HEAVY girl from work. She wasn't bad looking, just quite heavy. I kinda thought she had a thing for me and one day I was chatting with her at work about how I just had enough to cover my payments and wouldn't be able to get drunk that weekend. So, out of no where she offers to buy me a flat of beer if she can come over that weekend. Long story short, I whored myself out for 24 cans of Molson Canadian. I should have at least insisted on Guinness.

Canadian? seriously? should have at least got blue....

and yes that's embarassing...but good on ya....

pamo · 05-08-2007, 03:42 PM

The last one was of my ex actually doing the work for money, so I feel obligated to post one of me doing the money making...

Went out drinking. Ended up at a bar where some dude started buying me and my buddies drinks. We invited dude to the strip club with us thinking he would continue to buy drinks. He did.

When we were leaving he told us to come to his place, he had a full bar and would call up some girls. We went. He had some girls come over and had alcohol. All was good.

Apparently he liked doing girls but watching dudes because later that night/morning he gave me $500 to rub one out on the girl he was doing, while he was doing her. I closed my eyes, went to my happy place and did it.

It wouldn't have been bad at all if he hadn't offered me money. Guys just don't offer guys money for anything remotely involving sex.

Oh well, I felt bad/used for about an hour after...

Tj_Justin · 05-08-2007, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TK1455

Gah, it's embarrassing, but oh well.

When I first moved away from home I was broke all the time. Between truck payments and rent I was tapped. Well I knew this girl...this really HEAVY girl from work. She wasn't bad looking, just quite heavy. I kinda thought she had a thing for me and one day I was chatting with her at work about how I just had enough to cover my payments and wouldn't be able to get drunk that weekend. So, out of no where she offers to buy me a flat of beer if she can come over that weekend. Long story short, I whored myself out for 24 cans of Molson Canadian. I should have at least insisted on Guinness.

pics or ban

DeadFrog · 05-08-2007, 04:14 PM

LOL, might as well ban me, I have no pics. This was almost 10 years ago and was a one time thing. Trust me, there was NO way I wanted her to pose for any pics. I'm creeped out even to this day thinking about it LOL. I'm just glad my buddies at work never found out.....that would have been rough.