Martinsburgjeep's membership giveaway contest

**martinsburgjeep** · 10-09-2007, 05:57 PM

Alright, here's the deal . . . in the past I have bought people memberships for no reason other than they went to or are going to WVU, they lived near me, they tell a good story, or really for no reason whatsoever.

This time, instead of randomly picking some unsuspecting schmuck, I've decided to have a contest . . . well sort of a contest. Make me laugh. Funniest post gets the membership. Contest runs all week. Winner will be determined on Saturday, October 13 sometime after I finish cutting the grass.

Oh yeah, this is for folks that are not currently supporting members. Current members can re-up themselves. (word of warning, do not do that at the office. People will stare and you could get fired)

If nobody makes me laugh, I will kill everybody that tried and failed and then I will revert to my old methods.

That1guy · 10-09-2007, 06:10 PM

I'm close to you does that count?

Me007gold · 10-09-2007, 06:16 PM

Go Mountaineers, my brother just graduated from there this spring

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYi7WdH01sI

"i have the power"

**martinsburgjeep** · 10-09-2007, 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Me007gold

Go Mountaineers, my brother just graduated from there this spring

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYi7WdH01sI

"i have the power"

nice start

**martinsburgjeep** · 10-09-2007, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by That1guy

I'm close to you does that count?

no. maybe. perhaps. no. or maybe

98tjsahara · 10-09-2007, 06:33 PM

Here is my attempt.

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ronprice · 10-09-2007, 06:37 PM

Hows a joke for ya.

A little boy was watching TV one day and His mom Noticed that the program he was watching was a skin flick.

The Milf quickly turned off the TV.

The little boy asked: Mom!! What was them people doing on TV??

The Milf said: They were Bakeing a cake!!! So thats enough TV , Lets go to the Park.

So the Milf and the boy go to the park. When the Milf noticed the little boy just

stairing at a cupple hitting it pretty hard on a park bench.

The boy asked again: What are those people doing Mommy??

The Milf replied: They are also baking a cake!!! Now lets go HOME!!

That night things went well and the little boy went straight to bed after dinner.

The next morn the little boy awoke and sat down for breakfast.

He than asked: Mommy ! You and Dad were baking a cake last night werent you??

The Milf replied: Why yes Son!! How did you KNOW??

The boy Replied:Well Because I licked the FROSTING OFF THE COUCH::::

Me007gold · 10-09-2007, 06:50 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI6tPciAwko
kinda long

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpdl2ZAeSA8
more

Nick ZJ · 10-09-2007, 10:00 PM

Unforgivable. Not for children. Gotta watch them all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX8_M-KI7IQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz1nQEQ6UAQ&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prn_WVYC7vs&mode=related&search=

Sporer65 · 10-09-2007, 10:19 PM

I got a joke for you, but I only know the beginning and the end. You get to fill in the middle.

So this lawyer in West Virgina walks into a bar....

...And it turns out that the lawyer was an ordained reverend and they were married!

**Dr. Marneaus** · 10-09-2007, 10:23 PM

A little boy and a pedophile are walking through the woods at night when the little boy says

"gee mister, these woods sure are scary!"

and the pedophile replies

"yeah, how do you think I feel, I'm walking back alone!"

TJgreg · 10-09-2007, 10:24 PM

98tjsahara · 10-09-2007, 10:33 PM

jzmtl · 10-09-2007, 10:35 PM

**Dr. Marneaus** · 10-09-2007, 10:39 PM

you all suck at being funny except the first guy

10-09-2007, 06:37 PM	#7
ronprice Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Harrison Michigan Posts: 512 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	Hows a joke for ya. A little boy was watching TV one day and His mom Noticed that the program he was watching was a skin flick. The Milf quickly turned off the TV. The little boy asked: Mom!! What was them people doing on TV?? The Milf said: They were Bakeing a cake!!! So thats enough TV , Lets go to the Park. So the Milf and the boy go to the park. When the Milf noticed the little boy just stairing at a cupple hitting it pretty hard on a park bench. The boy asked again: What are those people doing Mommy?? The Milf replied: They are also baking a cake!!! Now lets go HOME!! That night things went well and the little boy went straight to bed after dinner. The next morn the little boy awoke and sat down for breakfast. He than asked: Mommy ! You and Dad were baking a cake last night werent you?? The Milf replied: Why yes Son!! How did you KNOW?? The boy Replied:Well Because I licked the FROSTING OFF THE COUCH:::: __________________ Family of 5<Myself and 4 girls. Out numbered and dont care that I leave the seat UP. -OIIIIIO-

10-09-2007, 06:16 PM	#3
Me007gold Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: San Anfatio Posts: 380 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	Go Mountaineers, my brother just graduated from there this spring http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYi7WdH01sI "i have the power"

10-09-2007, 06:50 PM	#8
Me007gold Registered User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: San Anfatio Posts: 380 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI6tPciAwko kinda long http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpdl2ZAeSA8 more