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post #1 of 38 Old 04-29-2010, 07:19 AM Thread Starter
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Man calls woman fat... Woman tries to eat man!

LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) Police say a 24-year-old man is missing a chunk of his right ear that was bitten off by a woman who didn't like being called "fat." Police spokeswoman Katie Flood said officers were called to a Lincoln hospital around 3:25 a.m. Wednesday to talk to the injured man.

He told them that he'd been bitten at a party.

Flood said officers later learned that the injured man and two others had been arguing with other people at the birthday party. Flood says the man told 21-year-old Anna Godfrey that she was fat.

Officers said Godfrey then tackled the man and took a bite.

Flood said the ear chunk was not found.

Godfrey was arrested on suspicion of felony assault and remained in custody Wednesday. Case records don't yet list her attorney's name.

Fatties are apparently dangerous!!!

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post #2 of 38 Old 04-29-2010, 08:08 AM
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Yes they are, this fat kid at school ate 10 McDouble cheeseburgers ate McDonalds one time, all by himself!

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Sounds like they should test her for mad cow disease

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Lots of news from Nebraska recently. One awesome, two embarrassing.

The amazing thing is she ran the guy down for over a block. She may be big but she's fast.

Here is fatties picture.



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She looks crazy.

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She looks crazy.
Crazy Hungry!!

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The amazing thing is she ran the guy down for over a block.
"Come back here and get in my belly!!"

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I've ate women before but it never made headlines. =)
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I've ate women before but it never made headlines. =)
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Lots of news from Nebraska recently. One awesome, two embarrassing.

The amazing thing is she ran the guy down for over a block. She may be big but she's fast.

Here is fatties picture.

I'd hit it.

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Flood said the ear chunk was not found.



So did she swallow it?

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Thats funny right there! Ads from google FTW!!!!

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This is one of those, "you can't make this **** up" stories which changed my mind about something. *****es be crazy, but fat *****es be even crazier.


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