machismo and girly drinks

**LoneJeeper** · 09-01-2005, 07:20 PM

ok, you just finished my last beer. the distributor closed.

you thought you had a 6-pack hidden in the vegetable crisper, but unfortunately it's full of eggplants you'll never eat.

there IS however, a pitcher of Sangria in the fridge. It's wine on ice mixed with fruit slices.

so, hotshot? what do you do? do you drink it?

What if it was a 'sex-on-the-beach' or a 'bay breeze' ?

where do you draw the line?

lj

ProfessorCRX · 09-01-2005, 07:22 PM

Chugging it is your only option. Then smashing the glass over your head to retain your manhood.

darkfire07 · 09-01-2005, 07:23 PM

I'd drink a sex on the beach or bay breeze, and no one would give me crap about it...but I'd have to seriously consider a pitcher of Sangria. I think I'd probably rather have water....it's not like you can get drunk or even a serious buzz off Sangria, unless you have the constitution of a little girl. Unless they've seriously upped the alcohol content of Sangria since I had it that one time...
DF7

WCoon · 09-01-2005, 07:24 PM

Or you can be sneaky and pour it into the empty beer can...unless you smashed that on your head already.

WhtJeep · 09-01-2005, 07:31 PM

Or you could drink whatever and dont give a -=-=-=-=.

**LoneJeeper** · 09-01-2005, 07:39 PM

attitudes like that make me end up smelling like a gutter.

lj

mhmmofr0 · 09-01-2005, 07:45 PM

depends on where you are

however if ur at a mexican place or something or at the beach or a spanish place nothing wirng wiht drinking sangria

mark

rowdy1 · 09-01-2005, 07:57 PM

Hey I'd have a few girly drinks if it was getting me somewhere with a hot barmaid or hot girl-type bar patron

copbait · 09-01-2005, 08:02 PM

i would rather drink mouthwash

Dr Gutiemouth · 09-01-2005, 08:07 PM

W000h00000 Get Drunk Mutha -=-=-=-=a!

**War Eagle** · 09-01-2005, 08:10 PM

Girly drinks make me sick because of all the sugar. Otherwise I wouldn't have a problem with it.

deadelvis · 09-01-2005, 08:15 PM

I'd chug it down and throw the fruit slices at whichever tard in my house forgot to get suds.

tcourdin · 09-01-2005, 08:18 PM

I would be all about the Sangria!! That stuff will mess you up! That is, if there were no beer! I keep a stockpile of other stuff just in case, lets see what I have right now, a liter bottle of Sangria, bottle of Captain Morgan, Whalers Vanilla Rum, Bombay Gin, Seagrams Gin, Peach Schnapps, Smirnoff Vodka, Malibu Rum, Pina Coloda mix, Evan Williams, Shiner Blonde Beer, Grolsch Blonde Beer, and a 12 pack of Coors light!

skip3 · 09-01-2005, 08:48 PM

Reminds me of some "words to live by"

Never drink anything 1) with a name you can't pronounce, 2) that's more than one color, or 3) that has flowers, umbrellas or similar flu-flu sticking out of it.

meat12 · 09-01-2005, 08:52 PM

I say smash yourself in the balls for putting yourself in that situation to begin with!

Oh....Ok just dont make that mistake again, I say drink away, just make sure that you let out a few good belches to prove that you are still a man.

09-01-2005, 08:15 PM	#12
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tcourdin Registered User Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Fayetteville, AR Posts: 1,627 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	I would be all about the Sangria!! That stuff will mess you up! That is, if there were no beer! I keep a stockpile of other stuff just in case, lets see what I have right now, a liter bottle of Sangria, bottle of Captain Morgan, Whalers Vanilla Rum, Bombay Gin, Seagrams Gin, Peach Schnapps, Smirnoff Vodka, Malibu Rum, Pina Coloda mix, Evan Williams, Shiner Blonde Beer, Grolsch Blonde Beer, and a 12 pack of Coors light! __________________ 88 Wrangler, Rebuilt I6, NV3550,Atlas 2,B&M Shifter,38/38 Weber, Skyjacker Lift & Nitro Shocks & Stabilizer, Black Diamond Discos, 35 " Regul MT's & Outlaw 2 Alum Wheels, 4.88 Gears, Dana 35 & Super 35 kit & Detroit Soft Locker, Dana 30 & Superior Axles & Detroit Soft Locker & No Disco, SRC Front & Rear Bumpers, SRC Side Armor, Warn XD 9000 I Winch & In Cab Controls, OR Fab Tire & Can Carrier, Rock Hard 4x4 Full Cage, Hood Rack & Hi Lift & AX, Outland Seats, KC & Silverstar.

09-01-2005, 08:48 PM	#14
skip3 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: kansas city mo Posts: 67 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	Reminds me of some "words to live by" Never drink anything 1) with a name you can't pronounce, 2) that's more than one color, or 3) that has flowers, umbrellas or similar flu-flu sticking out of it. __________________ Skip "People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." George Orwell

09-01-2005, 08:52 PM	#15
meat12 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Stevens Point, Wisconsin Posts: 499 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	I say smash yourself in the balls for putting yourself in that situation to begin with! Oh....Ok just dont make that mistake again, I say drink away, just make sure that you let out a few good belches to prove that you are still a man. __________________ 91XJ- NP231, 31x10.5 MTR's, 15x8 soft 8's, BB, K&N intake, Cherry bomb exaust, CB, Stereo mods, fog lights, custom Aluminum body work to cover rust. Rember: If they dont find you handsome, at least they will find you handy!

09-01-2005, 07:22 PM	#2
ProfessorCRX Web Wheeler Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 1,295 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	Chugging it is your only option. Then smashing the glass over your head to retain your manhood.

09-01-2005, 07:45 PM	#7
mhmmofr0 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 74 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	depends on where you are however if ur at a mexican place or something or at the beach or a spanish place nothing wirng wiht drinking sangria mark

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copbait Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 357 Profile Gallery Classifieds My Jeeps	i would rather drink mouthwash