[chance_p]

"A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm

[tcox]

he wants to be a politician? that has to be the best parts

[Luckyduck]

I saw that part too and it all made sense! But really if that was me I would be finding another place to live!

[CHRRRIS]

I can't believe a 13y.o. can pull that off. Good stuff.

[jeeptillidie]

What if they had actually used the hookers for their purpose? That would have been the topper!

[EvilM0nkey]

playing xbox with sluts... I need to edit my "to do" list

[gtowngirl]

Come on......you know the hookers didn't just play xbox.

[XJ4oh]

Originally Posted by gtowngirl

Come on......you know the hookers didn't just play xbox.

One thing we can be sure of: There was some form of "playing with a box" going on during this time period.

[WhtJeep]

Originally Posted by gtowngirl

Come on......you know the hookers didn't just play xbox.

Oh i bet they worked the joysticks just right

[Ryanpowell167]

That kid is THE real embodiment of Ferris Bueler.....

[Hoobly_Goob]

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician

wait...he's not one already?
I thought he was, with all these shenanigans.

[RedJeepXJ]

wow, just wow

it sounds like it has to be a joke, but there are stupid people

why get hookers if you ain't gonna use them?

[WhtJeep]

Originally Posted by RedJeepXJ

wow, just wow

I see what you did there

[I FLEX]

Originally Posted by RedJeepXJ

......why get hookers if you ain't gonna use them?

Well for one thing he was only 13, and when asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament.

[JimboJeeper]

Maybe there is still time for him to enter the presidential election for 2008?