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post #1 of 9 Old 02-19-2016, 08:00 PM Thread Starter
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Joining In ... Without Facebook

For those of my generation who, like me, do not really comprehend the need for Facebook:

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying some of the Facebook techniques & principles.

Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before, and what I will do tomorrow.

Then, I give them pictures of my family, my dog, me gardening, and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations, and I tell them I love them.

And, it works.

I already have three persons following me ... two police officers and a psychiatrist.

... and I think I have been reported to the FBI, CIA, and Homeland Security.
... I know I'm on several "watch lists" ...

It's good to feel important!
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post #2 of 9 Old 02-19-2016, 09:00 PM
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That's very funny, so thanks ZeeJay .
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post #3 of 9 Old 02-21-2016, 07:32 AM
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I'll give you a "like" for that!!
No FB for me either....

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post #4 of 9 Old 02-21-2016, 04:43 PM
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I'm 25, and have been Facebook free for 7 years.
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post #5 of 9 Old 02-22-2016, 06:09 AM
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I am 31 and can't stand FB. Need to try your strategy though. My wife thinks I am crazy enough as it is however.
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post #6 of 9 Old 02-23-2016, 05:01 PM
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That was pretty good.. 44, never been on Facebook.

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post #7 of 9 Old 02-23-2016, 08:48 PM Thread Starter
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My 84 year old dad sent me that in Email. He has a Facebook my nephew set up for him. He's always saying that he "saw them on the computer" when I ask about someone in conversation. He calls the internet Google.
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post #8 of 9 Old 02-25-2016, 07:04 AM
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For those of my generation who, like me, do not really comprehend the need for Facebook:

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying some of the Facebook techniques & principles.

Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before, and what I will do tomorrow.

Then, I give them pictures of my family, my dog, me gardening, and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations, and I tell them I love them.

And, it works.

I already have three persons following me ... two police officers and a psychiatrist.

... and I think I have been reported to the FBI, CIA, and Homeland Security.
... I know I'm on several "watch lists" ...

It's good to feel important!
This is the funniest thing I have read in a while. Good stuff.

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post #9 of 9 Old 02-28-2016, 08:34 AM
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For those of my generation who, like me, do not really comprehend the need for Facebook:

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying some of the Facebook techniques & principles.

Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before, and what I will do tomorrow.

Then, I give them pictures of my family, my dog, me gardening, and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations, and I tell them I love them.

And, it works.

I already have three persons following me ... two police officers and a psychiatrist.

... and I think I have been reported to the FBI, CIA, and Homeland Security.
... I know I'm on several "watch lists" ...

It's good to feel important!

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