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post #1 of 26 Old 01-08-2010, 02:31 PM Thread Starter
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Jersey Shore Style?

So I am going to a Jersey Shore themed party tonight and have no idea what to wear. I have never watched the show and my friend just told me to dress like a ****** bag. Being there is a large spectrum of douchiness, that didn't help me out at all. Help me out, how should I dress?

I found an old pair of jeans and took an angle grinder to them then I'm going to put a couple splatters of white paint. Is that Jersey Shore'ish?

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Those pics might be a little too flexy for this thread. You don't happen to have any pics of your friends xj on a curb by chance?
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post #2 of 26 Old 01-08-2010, 02:35 PM
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Dress like this and you should fit in

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Pair them up with an Ed Hardy T- Shirt put a lot of gel in your hair, and stand in front of a large fan on high. Grab your sister's sunglasses, and you're guidofied.

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Dress like this and you should fit in


Doesn't work.


I was planning on blowing my hair out with some gel.

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Those pics might be a little too flexy for this thread. You don't happen to have any pics of your friends xj on a curb by chance?
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this should say enough... why on God's green earth would anyone theme a party this way?????

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Check the "v neck" and "belly shirt" thread.....

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this should say enough... why on God's green earth would anyone theme a party this way?????

Homo-erotic fantasy? Or maybe it's an excuse to punch a chick in the mouth.

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No v neck and no belly shirt. It will be too cold for that.

I will do my hair like the guy on the left.

What should I do as far a facial hair. I dont want to go clean shaven

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"I pitty the fool who lists D30's and 31's, then tries to talk **** on PBB":

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Those pics might be a little too flexy for this thread. You don't happen to have any pics of your friends xj on a curb by chance?
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Guido beard... sorry bro, you gotta do it RITE!

and here's some more tips for you...
http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f7/ha...ne-mad-941738/
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I think its hilarious, sounds like it will be an awesome party. themed parties are the best

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Here's what you do...and i'm not even trying to be JF-funny.

Go get some orange paint, paint your skin orange. If you have hair, put so much hair gel and spike it that it looks like jelly.

Walk around all night like you're better than everyone else, and call everyone "boss".

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Don't forget the lip gloss and perpetual kissy face.
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Here's what you do...and i'm not even trying to be JF-funny.

Go get some orange paint, paint your skin orange. If you have hair, put so much hair gel and spike it that it looks like jelly.

Walk around all night like you're better than everyone else, and call everyone "boss".
GREAT thought... HAHAHAAHAAA a really really bad spray tan would do the trick perfectly!
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Track suit, slicked back hair, greasy stubbly facial hair. Oh yeah and gold chains the uglyer the better. im from south jersey so i frequent the south end of the shore and thats what i see. You can never have to much jell. Always start off all conversations with yo my man, yo boss. also cant forget the roids.
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No v neck and no belly shirt. It will be too cold for that.

I will do my hair like the guy on the left.

What should I do as far a facial hair. I dont want to go clean shaven
Fu Man Chu? or something similar?

Funky beard,,,,



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