So I am going to a Jersey Shore themed party tonight and have no idea what to wear. I have never watched the show and my friend just told me to dress like a ****** bag. Being there is a large spectrum of douchiness, that didn't help me out at all. Help me out, how should I dress?
I found an old pair of jeans and took an angle grinder to them then I'm going to put a couple splatters of white paint. Is that Jersey Shore'ish?
96 XJ 4.0L/AX15/NP231/AUSSIE'D D30/C8.25/4.5" RE LIFT/33'S/BUMPERS, SLIDERS, ETC...
"I pitty the fool who lists D30's and 31's, then tries to talk **** on PBB":
Originally Posted by Durt_Diver:
Those pics might be a little too flexy for this thread. You don't happen to have any pics of your friends xj on a curb by chance?
Here's what you do...and i'm not even trying to be JF-funny.
Go get some orange paint, paint your skin orange. If you have hair, put so much hair gel and spike it that it looks like jelly.
Walk around all night like you're better than everyone else, and call everyone "boss".
[QUOTE=Jerry Bransford;7680937]You'll play hell cutting in front of any veteran waiting his turn to piss on Jane Fonda's grave and you sure as hell won't cut in front of me. [/QUOTE]
Track suit, slicked back hair, greasy stubbly facial hair. Oh yeah and gold chains the uglyer the better. im from south jersey so i frequent the south end of the shore and thats what i see. You can never have to much jell. Always start off all conversations with yo my man, yo boss. also cant forget the roids.