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Old 06-26-2009, 06:16 AM   #1
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Jeep Prayer

My SO just sent this to me. Probably a repost, but I thought it was pretty funny.

Douglass Billy Mays Gehrke Our Father,
Who art in Moab,
Four-wheeling be thy name
To thy trails we come,
Thy maintenance be done
in garage as it in on the trail
give us this day our daily drive,
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass on us
lead us not into illegal closures,
but deliver us from sierra clubbers.
for thine is the clearance, the articulation,
and the traction forever AMEN

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Old 06-26-2009, 09:20 AM   #2
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I love it! Amen.
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Old 06-26-2009, 11:07 AM   #3
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Amen!

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Old 06-26-2009, 04:28 PM   #4
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Got it saved in a text file. I like it!!!
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Old 06-26-2009, 04:31 PM   #5
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Old 06-26-2009, 04:32 PM   #6
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Old 06-26-2009, 04:32 PM   #7
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Old 06-26-2009, 04:35 PM   #8
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Got it saved in a text file. I like it!!!
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Old 07-25-2011, 02:12 PM   #9
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THE JEEPER'S PRAYER

The Jeep is my strength, I shall not want others.

It maketh me cruise on green trails.

It leadeth me in the path's of challenge for it's namesake.

Yea, though I drive thru the valley of muck and

mud, I will fear no stopage, for my Jeep be with me.

Thy winch and thy lockers, they comfort me.

Thou preparest me an escape before me in the

presence of my buddies; My tires grip true.

Surely traction and some ridicule shall follow

and I will dwell in the comfort of the club forever.

Adapatation By:

Chuck "Run-A-Muck" Martin

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