So I grab my bacon, extra crispy and my beer, before heading to the shower.
I Say "Hey, I'm taking a shower" and my wife responds accordingly by getting me 3 man sized towels and hanging them on the rack in the bathroom while I strip naked and turn the water on.
Once the water is warm enough to get in, I get in the shower, pulling the crutain closed, while eating my bacon strip, because a shower without bacon sucks. Then the warm water over came me, so I set my beer on the beer shelf in the shower, and grabbed ahold of the wedding vegtable letting a stream fly, and aiming for the grate on the drain, similer to filling balloons with a gun at the fair. You'll know you are dead on when it makes the loud noise as it goes down.
Just as I finish and am feeling extra relaxed, I pick up my beer to take a sip and realize oh man. I have to fart. In the process of pushing the fart twords its trumpeting brilliance, I realized it wasnt a far at all. Needless to say I clamped it off and was left with a serous decission.
Do I get out of the shower dripping wet and sit on the toilet, thus destroying the relaxing feeling of a shower and making myself extremly cold, or do I do what any manly jeep driving man would do, turn around and let it fly?
So I turn around and let loose the king of all putrid smelling movements, at this point I remembered, there is a grate on our shower drain. This poses a problem of epic proportions.
First of all I'm not going in there with my hands to remove the grate, thats just stupid. So I resort back to the decission of a manly jeeper, and start forcing it thru the grate with my big toe. It was at this point I decided. Porbabaly should have used the toilet.
How would you deal with this situation?
im sorry man but your not to bright, your missing what needs to be done all togeather. You need to install a toilet in the shower your welcome.
Originally Posted by 98muddyjeep
that winch is hot i like my winch holding lots of beers.