So I grab my bacon, extra crispy and my beer, before heading to the shower.
I Say "Hey, I'm taking a shower" and my wife responds accordingly by getting me 3 man sized towels and hanging them on the rack in the bathroom while I strip naked and turn the water on.
Once the water is warm enough to get in, I get in the shower, pulling the crutain closed, while eating my bacon strip, because a shower without bacon sucks. Then the warm water over came me, so I set my beer on the beer shelf in the shower, and grabbed ahold of the wedding vegtable letting a stream fly, and aiming for the grate on the drain, similer to filling balloons with a gun at the fair. You'll know you are dead on when it makes the loud noise as it goes down.
Just as I finish and am feeling extra relaxed, I pick up my beer to take a sip and realize oh man. I have to fart. In the process of pushing the fart twords its trumpeting brilliance, I realized it wasnt a far at all. Needless to say I clamped it off and was left with a serous decission.
Do I get out of the shower dripping wet and sit on the toilet, thus destroying the relaxing feeling of a shower and making myself extremly cold, or do I do what any manly jeep driving man would do, turn around and let it fly?
So I turn around and let loose the king of all putrid smelling movements, at this point I remembered, there is a grate on our shower drain. This poses a problem of epic proportions.
First of all I'm not going in there with my hands to remove the grate, thats just stupid. So I resort back to the decission of a manly jeeper, and start forcing it thru the grate with my big toe. It was at this point I decided. Porbabaly should have used the toilet.
WOW!!!!!! i'm laughing so hard right now i think i'm going to pass out. had a similiar situation once when i gambled and lost. the only reason mine worked out is that i was sick enough i could've **** through a screen door and not hit a wire. but in all honestly i agree wtih mitchell, it was a pure act of bravery
this is literally the funniest thing i've read on this beloved forum! my sides hurt! but seriously - i'd have got out of the shower. glad to see i'm not the only one who enjoys a shower beer - but shower bacon? i've never even thought of this.....you sir are king.
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Utah Jeepcrew #63