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Unread 09-29-2011, 12:26 AM   #1
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I've had better showers

So I grab my bacon, extra crispy and my beer, before heading to the shower.
I Say "Hey, I'm taking a shower" and my wife responds accordingly by getting me 3 man sized towels and hanging them on the rack in the bathroom while I strip naked and turn the water on.

Once the water is warm enough to get in, I get in the shower, pulling the crutain closed, while eating my bacon strip, because a shower without bacon sucks. Then the warm water over came me, so I set my beer on the beer shelf in the shower, and grabbed ahold of the wedding vegtable letting a stream fly, and aiming for the grate on the drain, similer to filling balloons with a gun at the fair. You'll know you are dead on when it makes the loud noise as it goes down.

Just as I finish and am feeling extra relaxed, I pick up my beer to take a sip and realize oh man. I have to fart. In the process of pushing the fart twords its trumpeting brilliance, I realized it wasnt a far at all. Needless to say I clamped it off and was left with a serous decission.

Do I get out of the shower dripping wet and sit on the toilet, thus destroying the relaxing feeling of a shower and making myself extremly cold, or do I do what any manly jeep driving man would do, turn around and let it fly?

So I turn around and let loose the king of all putrid smelling movements, at this point I remembered, there is a grate on our shower drain. This poses a problem of epic proportions.

First of all I'm not going in there with my hands to remove the grate, thats just stupid. So I resort back to the decission of a manly jeeper, and start forcing it thru the grate with my big toe. It was at this point I decided. Porbabaly should have used the toilet.

How would you deal with this situation?

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Last edited by The_Blacksmith; 09-29-2011 at 12:27 AM.. Reason: I actually got out of the shower, dryed off with my shirt enough to use the toilet and had to leave the bathroom due to fumes
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Unread 09-29-2011, 12:30 AM   #2
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I'm laughing so hard right now, I'd honestly just get out of the shower and on the crapper but I admire your bravness
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Unread 09-29-2011, 12:30 AM   #3
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Unread 09-29-2011, 12:35 AM   #4
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WOW!!!!!! i'm laughing so hard right now i think i'm going to pass out. had a similiar situation once when i gambled and lost. the only reason mine worked out is that i was sick enough i could've **** through a screen door and not hit a wire. but in all honestly i agree wtih mitchell, it was a pure act of bravery
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Unread 09-29-2011, 12:38 AM   #5
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Finished the shower and left it for the wife to discover
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Unread 09-29-2011, 12:41 AM   #6
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oh my ****ing god
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Unread 09-29-2011, 12:41 AM   #7
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Finished the shower and left it for the wife to discover
LMFAO my GF would nag me to death
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Unread 09-29-2011, 12:42 AM   #8
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i guess i would always be a possibility to simply blame it on the dog
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Unread 09-29-2011, 12:42 AM   #9
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Good god, man! My girlfriend would kill my *** if I ever did that.
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Unread 09-29-2011, 12:44 AM   #10
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this is literally the funniest thing i've read on this beloved forum! my sides hurt! but seriously - i'd have got out of the shower. glad to see i'm not the only one who enjoys a shower beer - but shower bacon? i've never even thought of this.....you sir are king.
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Unread 09-29-2011, 01:01 AM   #11
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Unread 09-29-2011, 01:12 AM   #12
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I might need to call the paramedics. Cause I just died of a heart attack from laughing my *** off :laug h:

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Unread 09-29-2011, 03:50 AM   #13
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That's ****ing great.

I would have left it for the girlfriend.
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Unread 09-29-2011, 05:39 AM   #14
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Thanks for the laugh!

I hope you guys noticed the edit at the bottom of his post.
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Unread 09-29-2011, 06:33 AM   #15
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