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post #16 of 42 Old 09-29-2011, 06:35 AM
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that's ****ing hilarious!

What you should have done was waffle stomped.

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post #17 of 42 Old 10-04-2011, 06:45 PM
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If you are going to keep pulling (nay shooting) that crap in the shower I would remove the grate....

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post #18 of 42 Old 10-04-2011, 06:47 PM
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post #19 of 42 Old 10-05-2011, 02:53 AM
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Ida left if for the girlfriend and once she said sumthing to me about it my reply would be "well, ya gonna keep leaving the door open when ur going to the bathroom?"

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post #20 of 42 Old 10-05-2011, 05:26 AM
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The only logical way to handle this situation is order up 4 more strips of bacon and another beer. From what I can tell from the story, a can or 2 of cheese wiz might not be a bad idea.
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post #21 of 42 Old 10-05-2011, 05:32 AM
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omfg, LMFAO ... lost it at "forcing it thru the grate with my big toe.."

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post #22 of 42 Old 10-05-2011, 10:26 AM
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were is that thread about the shoilet, some one wanted to install a garbage disposal in the shower so you could do the ****,shower,shave, in one spot....time to search

here it is

http://www.jeepforum.com/forum/f7/ga...hower-1012477/

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post #23 of 42 Old 10-05-2011, 02:44 PM
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I just peed my pants I laughed so hard

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post #24 of 42 Old 10-05-2011, 02:49 PM
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Finished the shower and left it for the wife to discover
Dude...I get the "that's disgusting!" lecture for **** stains in the toilet...can't imagine what would happen if I did that
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post #25 of 42 Old 10-05-2011, 03:13 PM
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oh this is too good!

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post #26 of 42 Old 10-05-2011, 03:22 PM
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So I grab my bacon, extra crispy and my beer, before heading to the shower.
I Say "Hey, I'm taking a shower" and my wife responds accordingly by getting me 3 man sized towels and hanging them on the rack in the bathroom while I strip naked and turn the water on.

Once the water is warm enough to get in, I get in the shower, pulling the crutain closed, while eating my bacon strip, because a shower without bacon sucks. Then the warm water over came me, so I set my beer on the beer shelf in the shower, and grabbed ahold of the wedding vegtable letting a stream fly, and aiming for the grate on the drain, similer to filling balloons with a gun at the fair. You'll know you are dead on when it makes the loud noise as it goes down.

Just as I finish and am feeling extra relaxed, I pick up my beer to take a sip and realize oh man. I have to fart. In the process of pushing the fart twords its trumpeting brilliance, I realized it wasnt a far at all. Needless to say I clamped it off and was left with a serous decission.

Do I get out of the shower dripping wet and sit on the toilet, thus destroying the relaxing feeling of a shower and making myself extremly cold, or do I do what any manly jeep driving man would do, turn around and let it fly?

So I turn around and let loose the king of all putrid smelling movements, at this point I remembered, there is a grate on our shower drain. This poses a problem of epic proportions.

First of all I'm not going in there with my hands to remove the grate, thats just stupid. So I resort back to the decission of a manly jeeper, and start forcing it thru the grate with my big toe. It was at this point I decided. Porbabaly should have used the toilet.

How would you deal with this situation?
im sorry man but your not to bright, your missing what needs to be done all togeather. You need to install a toilet in the shower your welcome.

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your not to bright.
*you're
*too

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By far one of the best threads I have read in a while!

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post #29 of 42 Old 10-05-2011, 03:29 PM
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*you're
*too

lol
im a drunk wtf do you want from me

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post #30 of 42 Old 10-05-2011, 04:57 PM
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Oh god this is full of truth.

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