I never believed in Chuck
Well, I have learned my lesson. Chuck Norris has powers I can only dream of. My fire dept. got a call this morning at 3 a.m. for a structure fire. When we got there the house was almost fully involved. By the time we got everything under control, the only think left without ANY damage, be it water or fire, was the garage. While I was standing there sizing up the scene, I noticed a picture hanging on the garage wall. I walk over to it to see who it is a picture of, and..........you guessed it! It was a picture of Chuck Norris! I immediately thought of this forum and the thousands of Chuck Norris references and laughed my butt off.
There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
Originally Posted by Al The Killer
Originally Posted by Grape Ape
When Chuck reads this I'm sure he will reward you with a roundhouse kick to the crotch for not taking that picture back to the station and hanging it in a place of honor.
rowdy1 02 GC Laredo
Now, if the people that owned the house had put a picture of Chuck up in every room they would still be good. Maybe the Fire Depts. should end the smoke detector campaigns and start with Chuck Poster drives.
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Want pie now.
Instead of vinyl or aluminum siding I use Chuck Norris posters. They're hurricane-proof, fireproof, and karate chop-proof. I have the toughest house in the neighborhood.
Originally Posted by Slapahoe
Originally Posted by War Eagle
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