Originally Posted by Prot
Any update from OP or jokes about my situation?
I find your situation to be just an oddity that happened in the past, and I think most people have some weirdness in their family. (probably not quite as weird as yours)
That weirdness can come in many forms.
The funny thing about the Op is that he "found out" about it, and his situation is manageable, he just has to dump the new girlfriend and it all goes away. Your situation isn't something you can control, so I can't find any real basis for humor in it.
Having said that, if you want, I can try to work on some jokes about your situation.
I am pretty certain the people on here will have no problem coming up with some!