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Unread 06-06-2012, 05:58 AM   #31
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Looks like a win to me, not only did you bang his G/F, you're also banging his sister.

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Unread 06-06-2012, 06:05 AM   #32
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Lets just say something similar happened to me. In a nutshell:

-date girl
-get dumped by girl
-start dating girl's younger sister
-after months of awkward family dinner's girl gets fed up
-girl asks sister if she enjoys the taste of her girl bits
-promptly get dumped by girls younger sister
Jeepwhore,

I've read a number of your responses to various threads, and I must say that you are a very sick person.


















I like that in a person. We have a very similar sense of humor, although you have bigger cojones than I. I will buy you a beer whenever we have occasion to meet.
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Unread 06-06-2012, 09:26 PM   #33
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Jeepwhore,

I've read a number of your responses to various threads, and I must say that you are a very sick person.


















I like that in a person. We have a very similar sense of humor, although you have bigger cojones than I. I will buy you a beer whenever we have occasion to meet.
Agreed. I just might get to buy him that beer this summer
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Unread 06-07-2012, 06:54 PM   #34
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It not like she is your x wife's sister, but that could be cool.
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Unread 06-07-2012, 10:17 PM   #35
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A guy at work today had a picture on his toolbox of a homeless guy holding a sign that read " Need money for a DNA test, I just found out my wife might be my sister".
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Unread 06-08-2012, 07:03 AM   #36
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Jeepwhore,

I've read a number of your responses to various threads, and I must say that you are a very sick person.




I like that in a person. We have a very similar sense of humor, although you have bigger cojones than I. I will buy you a beer whenever we have occasion to meet.

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Agreed. I just might get to buy him that beer this summer


Who says we need to meet? You can just send me a check for $4.50 and I'll buy one myself! Actually make it $9.00, might as well buy a round for Windsor when he's out here.

Or if you're like me and don't use checks, just send me all your personal info and your bank account number.....
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Unread 06-08-2012, 05:27 PM   #37
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Hell, I always joke that in Renovo our family tree is a telephone pole
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Unread 06-08-2012, 06:08 PM   #38
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Hell, I always joke that in Renovo our family tree is a telephone pole
My family tree is more like the description by Twain - "It only has the one branch, that sticks out at right angles to the trunk, and bears fruit winter & summer."

For the slow, it was accompanied by pictures of a hangman's gibbet...
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Unread 06-18-2012, 08:09 PM   #39
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Who says we need to meet? You can just send me a check for $4.50 and I'll buy one myself! Actually make it $9.00, might as well buy a round for Windsor when he's out here.

Or if you're like me and don't use checks, just send me all your personal info and your bank account number.....
Sure! Are you familiar with the Bank of Namibia? I have 43 million scheckels in checking with them. The account number is 46382596877353. Password is please. If my math is right, thats about $8.50 american. You'll need to find a sale.

(Btw-if you spell out the numbers, please know its just a joke and I mean no malice. Just going for a laugh!)
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Unread 06-18-2012, 09:38 PM   #40
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You're going about it all wrong. If she's cool and worth keeping you terrorize him....not your ex. Every time you see him remind him in a discreet, yet creepy, way that only one degree of separation exists between your junk being in his mouth. Every time he kisses your ex that's all he'll think about and he'll dump her, leaving you to live happily ever after with his sister.

Afterwards you can re-assure him you were only doing it to save him from getting too involved with your crazy ex and that he actually should be indebted to you.

Problem solved!
Maybe not!

What if the exe's new BF tells OP how close he and and his sister were and that everytime OP kisses BF's sister he is only, "one degree of separation exists between His junk being in the OP's mouth"...
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Unread 06-19-2012, 05:13 PM   #41
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Is there a diagram to help understand the relationships....? Anyone good with MS Paint?

Im confused.
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Unread 06-19-2012, 07:55 PM   #42
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Is there a diagram to help understand the relationships....? Anyone good with MS Paint?

Im confused.
lol
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[QUOTE=elcorvino;14544406]Yea... It's kind of like the fat chick who lives around the corner. You aren't trying to get caught with her, but you know she'd be a good time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ScottD16;14460352]I had a dream my entire family was attacked by a giant polar bear. The crazy part was he attacked us with a giant spoon. Best dream ever.[/QUOTE]
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Unread 06-19-2012, 08:38 PM   #43
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lol
minor modification needed, it is his ex wife, not ex GF.

Great family tree/relationship chart though!

Let's see... if the OP and his new girlfriend get married, and the brother and the OP's ex wife get married... does that make the OP's ex wife now his sister in law?
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Unread 06-19-2012, 09:08 PM   #44
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minor modification needed, it is his ex wife, not ex GF.
Oh, ****, thats even better lol.
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[QUOTE=ScottD16;14460352]I had a dream my entire family was attacked by a giant polar bear. The crazy part was he attacked us with a giant spoon. Best dream ever.[/QUOTE]
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Unread 06-19-2012, 09:55 PM   #45
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It's really not that bad. It could always be worse. You could be living in a messed up family with weird recycled relationships.

OK, this is my situation. I am preparing to be laughed off of jeep forum, but if it makes the OP feel any better, then so be it.

My dad gets married sometime in the mid 60's. My mom gets married somewhere around that same time. My dad's wife cheats on him with everybody under the sun, I think while he is in Vietnam. My mom gets pregnant and shortly after, her husband vanishes.

My mom's mom was sometimes raised with my dad's dad since my dad's dad was somewhat of a slave that was traded in poverty (he was white, it was about poverty not skin color). At some point, my mom went visit my dad's dad, who at that point had got himself out of poverty when he became an adult and was about lower middle class). She went to him seeking advice, as he had a reputation of being very resilient and had overcome many hardships in life.

Somehow or other, my mom and dad ended up meeting, and they each got their divorces and then married each other. My sister was around two or three at the time, and her biological father made no attempt at contact or anything. Two or three years later I was born, which was in 1971.

Here is the kicker.

My mom's first husband was my dad's mom's brother.

That is infinitely worse than the OP's situation. Plus, I am born into this crap, so it's not like I can stop dating someone or get a divorce to be rid of the messed up situation. I am actually the product of it. On top of that, I am a Jr., so I am even named in a way that associates me to this.

Yes, when I found out what this situation was, it was a serious WTF day, and I was way to young for that kind of crap.
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