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post #1 of 12 Old 01-29-2008, 04:46 PM Thread Starter
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I hope they serve beer in hell...

By Tucker Max

Has anyone else read this book? I just finished it last night and it has got to be THE funniest book I've ever read. Just wondering how many other people know about it...

If you haven't heard of it, www.tuckermax.com pretty much sums it up.
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post #2 of 12 Old 01-29-2008, 05:29 PM
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One of the funniest books I have ever read. Love the story about taking the girl to an expensive seafood dinner...

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One of the funniest books I have ever read. Love the story about taking the girl to an expensive seafood dinner...
That was a great one, but I think the vegas trip story is probably the best IMO
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GREAT book. Borderline "there's no way he actually did that", but somehow you know he really did.

He's got more stories on the website.
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Needed a funny book.

Just ordered it. Should be here friday.

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GREAT book. Borderline "there's no way he actually did that", but somehow you know he really did.

He's got more stories on the website.
I like how he proves on of the stories happened with Miss Vermont. That story is funny as hell.

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Not as good as The Alphabet of Manliness by maddox.
I have that one.

I loved the one where he crashes into the donut shop too. Forget where that one is. This guy has done almost every bad thing you can think of to women and somehow is able to make money off of a book AND still be alive. What a great roll model!

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He's funny but he really is a grade A *******. He stayed at my fraternity house a couple of times at UGA when he was on his college football tour and book tour, he and his friends would constantly verbally berate whoever walked by for no damn reason (old people, women, whatever), making us all look like *******s...

And it was kind of surreal when I walked downstairs one morning and my parents had showed up for a surprise visit, so the first thing I see is my mom talking to Tucker freaking Max

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And it was kind of surreal when I walked downstairs one morning and my parents had showed up for a surprise visit, so the first thing I see is my mom talking to Tucker freaking Max
Little did she know, but she had been blessed that day.

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