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Unread 02-09-2010, 04:41 PM   #16
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What would you do to make you shower three times in a given day?
usually something like this:

shower 1) I was going to meet my then bf and the relationship was new so ya know.

Shower 2) we went hiking, swimming, and Kyaking, so I was dirty and needed to get lake water off me

Shower 3) I had soccer practice that night for 3hrs. I was dirty again

It depends what I do, I tend to have a need to shower when I get sweaty or feel dirty. If I have 2 a days I would shower 3 times a day too.

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Unread 02-09-2010, 04:41 PM   #17
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He probably jerks one off twice a day and the third is his regular shower. Because lets face it, you have to shower after every session!
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Unread 02-09-2010, 04:44 PM   #18
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thanks moses.
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Unread 02-09-2010, 04:45 PM   #19
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Looks like its time to change your username to showersarecool.
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Unread 02-09-2010, 04:49 PM   #20
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thanks moses.
Not a problem. I just figured if your signature didn't convince him, then maybe your profile info would . I think your recent change of avatar may have thrown some people off though.
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Unread 02-09-2010, 04:50 PM   #21
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oh....****...yeah sorry about that...I guess that what happens when you assume....
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Unread 02-09-2010, 04:52 PM   #22
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Looks like its time to change your username to showersarecool.
I think it would be showersaren'tcool in his case.
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Unread 02-09-2010, 06:41 PM   #23
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I'll do you one better. Friday afternoon.

Though to be fair I have washed my balls off in the sink once or twice.
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Unread 02-09-2010, 06:51 PM   #24
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Unread 02-09-2010, 06:51 PM   #25
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I'll do you one better. Friday afternoon.

Though to be fair I have washed my balls off in the sink once or twice.
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I'll do you one better. Friday afternoon.

Though to be fair I have washed my balls off in the sink once or twice.
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Unread 02-09-2010, 08:03 PM   #27
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I'll do you one better. Friday afternoon.

Though to be fair I have washed my balls off in the sink once or twice.
excellent. might go in my sig
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Though to be fair I have washed my balls off in the sink once or twice.
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Unread 02-09-2010, 08:47 PM   #28
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What would you do to make you shower three times in a given day?
Same reason you would shower 3 times a day. If you don't your pimp will smack you around.
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Unread 02-09-2010, 11:10 PM   #29
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Same reason you would shower 3 times a day. If you don't your pimp will smack you around.
Them sheep must be really clean.
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Unread 02-09-2010, 11:15 PM   #30
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Quite the thread JF, Keith would be proud.
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