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Unread 11-26-2008, 11:59 AM   #1
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I have a rather odd but honest question

If you were both deaf and blind ( Hellen Keller Style ) are you pretty much screwed when it comes to fire alarms. I mean darkness or low visibility wouldn't really be much of a problem when it comes to finding the exit. But actually knowing it went off. This is what happens and my mind wonders on a slow work day...................

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I say that if you were deaf, dumb and blind, you'd likely not be left alone anyway...
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Unread 11-26-2008, 12:04 PM   #3
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You shouldn't let your mind wonder. It's small, immature, and shouldn't be out on it's own.
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Ah, you make very much good point...................But lets say its a group of em on a field trip with only a couple of chaparones................what then?
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[B][I]Ash from Army of Darkness[/I][/B][QUOTE]Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?[/QUOTE]
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Unread 11-26-2008, 12:05 PM   #5
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You shouldn't let your mind wonder. It's small, immature, and shouldn't be out on it's own.

Hey hey hey now. I'm not irresponsible. I keep it on a leash. Usually.
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[B][I]Ash from Army of Darkness[/I][/B][QUOTE]Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?[/QUOTE]
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Unread 11-26-2008, 12:06 PM   #6
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If you were both death and blind ( Hellen Keller Style ) are you pretty much screwed when it comes to fire alarms. I mean darkness or low visibility wouldn't really be much of a problem when it comes to finding the exit. But actually knowing it went off. This is what happens and my mind wonders on a slow work day...................
Well if you were death it really wouldn't matter now would it?
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If you were both death and blind ( Hellen Keller Style ) are you pretty much screwed when it comes to fire alarms. I mean darkness or low visibility wouldn't really be much of a problem when it comes to finding the exit. But actually knowing it went off. This is what happens and my mind wonders on a slow work day...................
I thought that death was the guy who ran around with a hooded cape and a scythe ..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_(personification)
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Dammit ^^ @#%$##$@$$$ Ok Ok I'll fix it.
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[B][I]Ash from Army of Darkness[/I][/B][QUOTE]Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?[/QUOTE]
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Now to answer the question I think you were really asking. The answer is twelve. College has brought many a blessing upon my mind.
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Now my brain hurts. Well smart guy. How do they know when their done wiping their butt?????


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^ Suicide is the answer.

Think about it: sex. It would lose sooo much power with a man that could not see or hear, but especially see. Studies show that men are stimulated visually, whereas women are stimulated through touch (anywhere). Thats why men commonly enjoy strip clubs and pr0n more than women, typically. What good would any of this be to a man that was deaf and blind? I'd welcome a fire, personally.

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Now to answer the question I think you were really asking. The answer is twelve. College has brought many a blessing upon my mind.
I think your wrong the answer is 42
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Now to answer the question I think you were really asking. The answer is twelve. College has brought many a blessing upon my mind.
Ummm...you forgot to divide that by 3...

You must not have paid much attention in college.
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Ah, you make very much good point...................But lets say its a group of em on a field trip with only a couple of chaparones................what then?
What do you take a group of deaf, blind people to see?
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I think your wrong the answer is 42
Yes yes!!! That's it!!!

12/3(10.5)=y

y=42
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