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post #1 of 82 Old 12-14-2011, 05:09 PM Thread Starter
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I have a question for the religious

will I go to hell for lighting a "pastor's" car on fire?

this ******bag parks in the loading dock of the venue(church) I work at, so that we can't move anything around him with his brand new lexus...

then when we call him and say "hey, you need to move your car" he has the balls to yell at me for spray-painting close enough to get overspray on his car....

I told him that it was either I painted where I did, or I had his car towed and painted where he parked....

this is maybe the 20th time this year he has moved the cones we use to block off the loading dock area so that he can park....
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post #2 of 82 Old 12-14-2011, 05:15 PM
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Do it.
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post #3 of 82 Old 12-14-2011, 05:17 PM
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pick it up with a forklift and park him in the right spot

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post #4 of 82 Old 12-14-2011, 05:18 PM Thread Starter
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pick it up with a forklift and park him in the right spot
we have a set of car dollies we use to move vehicles on and off stage... I conveniently placed them next to his car so when he came out he could see I was ready to move him.

the plan was just to roll him out into the street and see what happend
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post #5 of 82 Old 12-14-2011, 05:21 PM
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You won't go to hell, but I can see your arse landing in jail. Just have him towed..

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You won't go to hell, but I can see your arse landing in jail. Just have him towed..
you've never seen a car spontaneously combust before?
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post #7 of 82 Old 12-14-2011, 05:36 PM
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put his car on the dollies, move it to the farthest corner of the parking lot, repeat as necessary.

Or if you can do it without anyone noticing move it into the main lobby during the service, then place an official looking sign on it stating it was donated to the church by the pastor to help fund some religious program. then sit and wait for the service to dismiss and the whole congregation to see the generosity of the pastor, then hang out longer to watch him **** bricks when he sees it and has to explain to everyone that he's not donating it.
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post #8 of 82 Old 12-14-2011, 05:39 PM
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I came here to say inb4prc...

But I vote to dolly his car in the most random spot. Some pastor he is...

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post #9 of 82 Old 12-14-2011, 05:40 PM
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i came here to say inb4prc...

But i vote to dolly his car in the most random spot. Some pastor he is...
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post #10 of 82 Old 12-14-2011, 05:42 PM
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Screw him, have it towed! Every single time.
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post #11 of 82 Old 12-14-2011, 05:51 PM
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If you dolly it, make sure it's parked where he has to inch forward and back 20 or 30 times to turn away from the alley walls enough to drive off.
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Dolly it to the ghetto so it gets stolen.

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we have a set of car dollies we use to move vehicles

this is the part in the movie when your one phone call you get to make goes to your lawyer and he starts trying to explain "unauthorized use of a motor vehicle " while you're screaming "WTF" into the phone.....


164.135. Unauthorized use of a vehicle.

(1) A person commits the crime of unauthorized use of a vehicle when:

(a) The person takes, operates, exercises control over, rides in or otherwise uses another's vehicle, boat or aircraft without consent of the owner;

(b) Having custody of a vehicle, boat or aircraft pursuant to an agreement between the person or another and the owner thereof whereby the person or another is to perform for compensation a specific service for the owner involving the maintenance, repair or use of such vehicle, boat or aircraft, the person intentionally uses or operates it, without consent of the owner, for the person's own purpose in a manner constituting a gross deviation from the agreed purpose; or

(c) Having custody of a vehicle, boat or aircraft pursuant to an agreement with the owner thereof whereby such vehicle, boat or aircraft is to be returned to the owner at a specified time, the person knowingly retains or withholds possession thereof without consent of the owner for so lengthy a period beyond the specified time as to render such retention or possession a gross deviation from the agreement.

(2) Unauthorized use of a vehicle, boat or aircraft is a Class C felony.(3) Subsection (1)(a) of this section does not apply to a person who rides in or otherwise uses a public transit vehicle, as defined in ORS 166.116, if the vehicle is being operated by an authorized operator within the scope of the operator's employment.



BTW the charges against your unrepentant @ss were filed by a "pastor". Try that one on in court.

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Dolly him to somewhere he can't get out of without the dolly. The lot at my old school had two concrete lamp posts just big enough to fit a car between. It was close enough that getting out without the dolly would be extremely difficult. Needless to say several cars were moved there throughout the years.
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