[Twisted]

So I'm driving home from work in the nasty pouring rain. I'm several cars back in a line of cars doing about 50mph cause of the wind/rain. (normal speed limit is 55). Coming around a right hand corner and I notice a subura right beside me passing on the outsite and then quickly trying to wedge between me and the van in front of me. She apparently was in a hurry due to the oncoming traffic she almost tagged head on and she clipped my front tire. I was pissed but knew it was only the tire and just memorized the plate and figured they were heading home so I would get to find out where they lived.

The subaru proceeded to pass cars without care for anyone else on the road, oncoming traffic had to stop a few times, and they eventually worked about 5 or 6 cars ahead of me and was behind a F250. Just past my house the F250 turned on the left turn signal and slowed cause of oncoming traffic to make the left turn into their driveway whent he subi passed them too.

At this point I was a bit pissed at their lack of care for anyone else on the road. Finally the traffic cleared and the truck turned. By the time we came around the corner there was no subi in sight.

I wanted to find the subi cause I wanted pics of the car and any damage it may have sustained from hitting me but wasn't sure where it went. I cruised to the local market and the high school figuring it was a punk kid but no luck. I came home and then thought about it and drove down one of only two roads the car could have went down. Sure as ****, I found it. Drove up the road, took off my company shirt, and got the camera out so I could do some quick photos. Drove back to the house, snapped one pic, and the toothless wonder who was driving it came out.

I asked who was driving the subaru and she said she was. She then continued on about how I was pissed that I got passed by a girl in my redneck truck and I couldn't handle it. I informed her that being a girl had nothing to do with anything and then told her I wasn't so sure she could be classified as a girl. Also informed her that Nascar isn't popular around here and she should take it back somewhere else.

It was at this point I was having a hard time not laughing and realized that my camera had a video function. Unfortunatly I think some of the funniest parts were missed while I was getting the camera into video mode but its still funny none the less.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vs8pBuk5P2A

[ki1022]

This thread delivers!

Also, she sounds like Stan's sister on South Park, haha.

[shunt]

Please tell me you killed her.............................

[That1guy]

I wish this would load, but my internet sucks at school. Sounds epic. Did you back off to let her infront of you?

[Grewe02]

Uber l33t n00b pwnage ftw!!!


What a dumb *****.

[Ski01xj]

LOL @ her calling you a redneck. When people drive like idiots I just give them the finger. Clear as day, I make eye contact with them and then do it. Never felt compelled to follow someone.

[WKTrailRunner]

What damage was done?

[That1guy]

He was called a redneck by some woman about 200 IQ points lower than him. Thats the damage.

[WKTrailRunner]

Originally Posted by That1guy

He was called a redneck by some woman about 200 IQ points lower than him. Thats the damage.

I think he said she clipped his tire.

[AlTheKillerr]

should have hit her in the head with a bag of chicken

[That1guy]

At least she couldn't eat it.

[ChaoticBastard]

I wouldnt have posted that video so soon. Every state has different laws about recording people with audio. Just be careful. I am 100% with you on it. She was an *** but just make sure.

[jeepmech06791]

well done, i have deff. been there and wish i had a cam. Can i ask however how you were able to point the camera at her the whole time without her flippin out? Once again, very well done.

[Twisted]

She clipped my tire but didn't hardly scuff them at all. 33" Trxus MT's can take a beating.

I'm not concerned about posting the video with audio. She walked all the way down her driveway to the public road where I was parked and obviously saw the camera in her face. I wish I would have gotten a good photo also but was too into getting video. I don't think she cared cause I was blatantly holding it in position and watching the screen while she was yelling.

And to add to the whole her calling me a redneck, I look nothing like a redneck in the least so its extra funny. Picture big hawaiin lookin dude and thats me.

Lots of friends are encouraging me to file a hit and run report but lack of any visible damage to my rig really doesn't warrant it in my book. Just a lot of hassle.

[98tjsahara]

People with a lisp is entertainment in its self, the fact that she is a moron makes it even better. I do not think I would have been able to sit there and listen to her like you did.

*Reverse!

*Smash, Crumble.

*Then take off. (like a bat out of hell if you feel the need)